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  • Whipped cream

    3 17.65%
  • peaches

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  • masking tape

    5 29.41%
  • chocolate pudding

    1 5.88%
  • watermelon

    2 11.76%
  • jello

    0 0%
  • foam rubber

    1 5.88%
  • ice cubes

    5 29.41%
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    which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    A bed is good.
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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    And people thought my polls were bad...

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Moose, tongs, baby powder and a copy of Dante's Inferno... Don't ask.
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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Inflatable sheep. And your mom.
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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    You left a lot of stuff off: handcuffs, a bull whip, a goat. Okay maybe not the goat. Anyway you left stuff off.
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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Winnb View Post
    You left a lot of stuff off: handcuffs, a bull whip, a goat. Okay maybe not the goat. Anyway you left stuff off.
    I'm trying to take it easy. I've already got two infractions.

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Winnb View Post
    You left a lot of stuff off: handcuffs, a bull whip, a goat. Okay maybe not the goat. Anyway you left stuff off.
    Ball gag, arm and leg restraints, multi-hasp collars and nipple clamps....

    You're the closest I think, Winnb.... as close as one can get in one of "Luna's" polls, anyway...

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    I picked the tape because that seems like the most ridiculous thing on the list, which means it has to be good

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGirlNextDoor View Post
    Ball gag, arm and leg restraints, multi-hasp collars and nipple clamps....

    You're the closest I think, Winnb.... as close as one can get in one of "Luna's" polls, anyway...
    Okay the fact that you know what a multi-hasp collar is tells me a lot.

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