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  • Whipped cream

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  • peaches

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  • masking tape

    5 29.41%
  • chocolate pudding

    1 5.88%
  • watermelon

    2 11.76%
  • jello

    0 0%
  • foam rubber

    1 5.88%
  • ice cubes

    5 29.41%
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Thread: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    None of the above.

    I'd vote for silks scarves or other restraints, rabbit fur gloves, cat-o-nine tails, riding crop, and vibes of some kind.

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    a stack of a few thousand 500 dollar bills

    with that you can get sex from just about anyone



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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Winnb View Post
    Okay the fact that you know what a multi-hasp collar is tells me a lot.

    How you doing baby?
    And to think you've known me the entire time..... but not really

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Tick View Post
    which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?
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    Last edited by Partisan; 02-15-10 at 12:10 AM.

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    A Ferrari?
    Don't work out, work in.

    Never eat anything that's served in a bucket.

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    I've always wanted to try feathers...

    Wait, did I say that out loud?

    Education.

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Mark View Post
    I've always wanted to try feathers...

    Wait, did I say that out loud?

    nope, but unfortunately you typed it
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheGirlNextDoor View Post
    Ball gag, arm and leg restraints, multi-hasp collars and nipple clamps....
    wow, i just got a hard on reading that
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    Quote Originally Posted by rivrrat View Post
    None of the above.

    I'd vote for silks scarves or other restraints, rabbit fur gloves, cat-o-nine tails, riding crop, and vibes of some kind.



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    Re: which inanimate object is the best for enhancing sex?

    I think I might have done whipped cream about 20 years ago, but don't know about the rest. What's the foam rubber for?
    "He who does not think himself worth saving from poverty and ignorance by his own efforts, will hardly be thought worth the efforts of anybody else." -- Frederick Douglass, Self-Made Men (1872)
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