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  • Gravity (you jump up and down after sex, gravity pulls the sperm out)

    1 4.55%
  • Mountain Dew as a spermicide

    1 4.55%
  • Withdrawal (he pulls out and spills outside)

    13 59.09%
  • Doing it in a pool so that the chlorine kills the sperm

    1 4.55%
  • Prayer (God wouldn't let me get pregnant)

    6 27.27%
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Thread: Which alternative birth control is best?

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    Which alternative birth control is best?

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Masturbation.


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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Having a teenage girl.

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by OxymoronP View Post
    Masturbation.
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    These threads are getting odder by the day...

    And have there been studies as to the effectiveness of those ideas? Might not soda water be better than Mountain Dew, as it doesn't have the sticky sugar issue?



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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    I use my personality as a form of birth control.

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    How about sterilization, Luna. Sounds like you might be a good candidate.
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Hell Korimyr We all use your personality as a form of birth control.

    Damned effective it is too..

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Practicing abstinence... If you aren't ready for a child then you aren't ready for sex. Birth control isn't 100% reliable and pregnancy is always a possible outcome.

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Withdrawal is the only one of those that's remotely effective...but they're all stupid ideas.
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