Gravity (you jump up and down after sex, gravity pulls the sperm out)
Mountain Dew as a spermicide
Withdrawal (he pulls out and spills outside)
Doing it in a pool so that the chlorine kills the sperm
Prayer (God wouldn't let me get pregnant)
THE GREATEST FREEDOM IS THE FREEDOM TO OPPRESS OTHERS
Having a teenage girl.
These threads are getting odder by the day...
And have there been studies as to the effectiveness of those ideas? Might not soda water be better than Mountain Dew, as it doesn't have the sticky sugar issue?
Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering. ~ R. Buckminster Fuller
How about sterilization, Luna. Sounds like you might be a good candidate.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice....shame on me.
Hell Korimyr We all use your personality as a form of birth control.
Damned effective it is too..
Practicing abstinence... If you aren't ready for a child then you aren't ready for sex. Birth control isn't 100% reliable and pregnancy is always a possible outcome.
Withdrawal is the only one of those that's remotely effective...but they're all stupid ideas.
Are you coming to bed?
I can't. This is important.
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