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Which alternative birth control is best?

Which alternative birth control is best?

  • Gravity (you jump up and down after sex, gravity pulls the sperm out)

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Mountain Dew as a spermicide

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Withdrawal (he pulls out and spills outside)

    Votes: 7 43.8%
  • Doing it in a pool so that the chlorine kills the sperm

    Votes: 1 6.3%
  • Prayer (God wouldn't let me get pregnant)

    Votes: 6 37.5%

  • Total voters
    16
I've found that Magic The Gathering and World Of Warcraft are effective forms of birth control.

I read this post and thought of a bunch of webcomic strips using the same idea. I was about to post one when I read this post:

And Web Comics. Doubly so if you quote them....


True story.
 
Which alternative birth control is best?......................

One look is all it takes.

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You guys are all forgetting the easiest method by far.

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irradiation
in the sense that, it makes your balls glow at night so you cant read more thus taking your mind of sex and lowering your carbon footprint at the same time, ****ing brilliant killing two birds with one stone, who said Churnobble was a bad thing:)
 
in the sense that, it makes your balls glow at night so you cant read more thus taking your mind of sex and lowering your carbon footprint at the same time, ****ing brilliant killing two birds with one stone, who said Churnobble was a bad thing:)

:rofl never let it be said im not enviromentally concious
 
That is not an equitable comparison. The primary purpose for sex is reproduction, the primary purpose for a car is transportation. I am not saying people shouldn't engage in behavior because of risks, I am saying people should understand the risks and be responsible when making their choices.

Primary purpose!? Holy......

Not here. :?
 
Is this really a serious thread? :roll: Prayer?
 
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Thanks for your very important question Luna, I voted Prayer for my answer, because I know God wouldnt let me get pregnant unless I am supposed to. My boyfriend Horatio, is still a virgin he's saving himself for marriage, I kinow Hor is getting old since he's 59, but he also has no illegitimate children. If Hor got me pregnant it would be Gods will.
 
Simple. Get rid of the ha-ha that's poking you in the hoo-hoo and your birth control problems are solved. :)
 
Practicing abstinence... If you aren't ready for a child then you aren't ready for sex. Birth control isn't 100% reliable and pregnancy is always a possible outcome.

That wasn't a downer at all.
 
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