View Poll Results: Which alternative birth control is best?

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  • Gravity (you jump up and down after sex, gravity pulls the sperm out)

    1 4.55%
  • Mountain Dew as a spermicide

    1 4.55%
  • Withdrawal (he pulls out and spills outside)

    13 59.09%
  • Doing it in a pool so that the chlorine kills the sperm

    1 4.55%
  • Prayer (God wouldn't let me get pregnant)

    6 27.27%
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    irradiation
    in the sense that, it makes your balls glow at night so you cant read more thus taking your mind of sex and lowering your carbon footprint at the same time, ****ing brilliant killing two birds with one stone, who said Churnobble was a bad thing

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by B L Zeebub View Post
    in the sense that, it makes your balls glow at night so you cant read more thus taking your mind of sex and lowering your carbon footprint at the same time, ****ing brilliant killing two birds with one stone, who said Churnobble was a bad thing
    never let it be said im not enviromentally concious
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    never let it be said im not enviromentally concious
    you are the master, the vegatative state, another form of contraception, bravo

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    That is not an equitable comparison. The primary purpose for sex is reproduction, the primary purpose for a car is transportation. I am not saying people shouldn't engage in behavior because of risks, I am saying people should understand the risks and be responsible when making their choices.
    Primary purpose!? Holy......

    Not here.

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Is this really a serious thread? Prayer?
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    Is this really a serious thread? Prayer?
    your not a Catholic then Amex

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Tick View Post
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    Thanks for your very important question Luna, I voted Prayer for my answer, because I know God wouldnt let me get pregnant unless I am supposed to. My boyfriend Horatio, is still a virgin he's saving himself for marriage, I kinow Hor is getting old since he's 59, but he also has no illegitimate children. If Hor got me pregnant it would be Gods will.

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Simple. Get rid of the ha-ha that's poking you in the hoo-hoo and your birth control problems are solved.

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    WoW and online gaming in general.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kandahar View Post
    I've found that Magic The Gathering and World Of Warcraft are effective forms of birth control.
    Pffftt.... WoW has gotten me laid. So has online DnD. So, neener.

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