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  • Gravity (you jump up and down after sex, gravity pulls the sperm out)

    1 4.55%
  • Mountain Dew as a spermicide

    1 4.55%
  • Withdrawal (he pulls out and spills outside)

    13 59.09%
  • Doing it in a pool so that the chlorine kills the sperm

    1 4.55%
  • Prayer (God wouldn't let me get pregnant)

    6 27.27%
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Thread: Which alternative birth control is best?

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by Korimyr the Rat View Post
    I use my personality as a form of birth control.
    What? Are you an accountant?
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by bowerbird View Post
    What? Are you an accountant?
    Accountant is a profession, not a personality.
    Education.

    Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering. ~ R. Buckminster Fuller

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Why isn't "going through the back door" an option?

    Fun fact: There was a heretical sect of Christian Gnostics who believed that only the spiritual world was good and the material world was evil. They were known as the Bogomils, and rumor at the time had it that, because they believed the material world to be evil, then bringing a new life into this material world was a sin. So they engaged in sex practices that would not allow for conception. So it is from the Bogomils that we get the term "buggery."

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Sheep

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Homosexuality sounds like it works well.
    "All mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language...No man is an island, entire of itself...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee." - John Donne

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kandahar View Post
    I've found that Magic The Gathering and World Of Warcraft are effective forms of birth control.
    I read this post and thought of a bunch of webcomic strips using the same idea. I was about to post one when I read this post:

    Quote Originally Posted by Zyphlin View Post
    And Web Comics. Doubly so if you quote them....

    True story.

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    joke Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Tick View Post
    Which alternative birth control is best?......................
    One look is all it takes.


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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    irradiation
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    You guys are all forgetting the easiest method by far.


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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by CrusaderRabbit08 View Post
    Sheep
    you beat me to it Rabbi, for me second choice is a toss up between anal sex or the pebble.

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