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  • Gravity (you jump up and down after sex, gravity pulls the sperm out)

    1 4.55%
  • Mountain Dew as a spermicide

    1 4.55%
  • Withdrawal (he pulls out and spills outside)

    13 59.09%
  • Doing it in a pool so that the chlorine kills the sperm

    1 4.55%
  • Prayer (God wouldn't let me get pregnant)

    6 27.27%
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    Practicing abstinence... If you aren't ready for a child then you aren't ready for sex. Birth control isn't 100% reliable and pregnancy is always a possible outcome.
    i imagine you also do not ever get in a car, because then too, you would be faced with a chance of being in an accident. would not want to engage in any behavior where there is any degree of risk [/s]


    but to answer the question
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by justabubba View Post
    i imagine you also do not ever get in a car, because then too, you would be faced with a chance of being in an accident. would not want to engage in any behavior where there is any degree of risk [/s]


    but to answer the question
    THE PILL
    the one she must hold between her knees at all times
    That is not an equitable comparison. The primary purpose for sex is reproduction, the primary purpose for a car is transportation. I am not saying people shouldn't engage in behavior because of risks, I am saying people should understand the risks and be responsible when making their choices.

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    The primary purpose for sex is reproduction....
    Not for me!
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by digsbe View Post
    That is not an equitable comparison. The primary purpose for sex is reproduction, the primary purpose for a car is transportation. I am not saying people shouldn't engage in behavior because of risks, I am saying people should understand the risks and be responsible when making their choices.
    and i agree with the concept of weighing risk against opportunity/benefit
    not sure you have done when you refuse to engage in sexual activity only because of the potential risk. if conventional birth control methods are employed, that risk of unintended birth approaches nil
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Diet coke or pepsi instead of Mountain Dew

    No sugary mess, and the acidic nature of the cola will help kill the sperm

    As a plus you get a gyser like the mentos in the diet cola trick

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Military issued prescription glasses. B.C.G.s.

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    I've found that Magic The Gathering and World Of Warcraft are effective forms of birth control.
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kandahar View Post
    I've found that Magic The Gathering and World Of Warcraft are effective forms of birth control.
    And Web Comics. Doubly so if you quote them....

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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kandahar View Post
    I've found that Magic The Gathering and World Of Warcraft are effective forms of birth control.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zyphlin View Post
    And Web Comics. Doubly so if you quote them....
    Damn...I've played both of those games for ~ an hour or two, and I read some web comics...I'm NEVER gonna have kids.
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    Re: Which alternative birth control is best?

    WoW and online gaming in general.
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