I don't care
If you guys want to joke around that's fine, but make sure you lock the topic or something, otherwise I made this poll for serious discussion.
Colbert Nation | The Colbert Report | Comedy Central
Happy mannerism studying, you have every episode of his show (ever) at your mouse pointer tip now.
The current first clip on his main page appears to be a "The word" segment, these are excellent examples of his shtick usually (and typically very well written).
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition
Drugs are bad, prohibition is worse
"Parodies of Fundamentalism are likely to be mistaken for real Fundamentalism and may become real. Real Fundamentalism will look like a parody to those who are unfamiliar with it."