He crashed into a fire hydrant & his loving wife broke the window to save him
He was upset after arguing with his wife and didn't pay attention
He was affected by pain medication and shouldn't have been driving
He is the victim of spousal abuse, his wife wielding a golfclub
He's a cheater and his wife went berserk.
Other theory, please share
~Following My Own Flow~
If sport's first billion dollar earner got some strange on the side (regardless of his model Swedish wife) would anyone truly blame him?
Why celebrities get married is quite beyond me.
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It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion.
"Wealth of Nations," Book V, Chapter II, Part II, Article I, pg.911
While this is a strange concept these days.It is actually nobodys business except him and his wifes.
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
It was an attempted alien abduction.. his wife beat the aliens away with a golf club, but this was after they had control of Tiger's mind and forced him to crash.
In attempting to beat away the swarming aliens around the car she missed a swing and took out the rear window of the SUV.. the aliens realized that the mad Swedish woman was more than they bargained for so they fled.
I live about 50 miles or so away, I saw a UFO that night myself around 2:45, without a doubt it was the very same aliens.
Now that everyone knows the truth why don't we let Tiger be and respect his wishes for privacy.
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I have a theory that we should not care.
Big deal, sh*t happens. Let him deal with it, what ever happened to H1N1? News talks about Tiger now like HE'S an epidemic.