He crashed into a fire hydrant & his loving wife broke the window to save him
He was upset after arguing with his wife and didn't pay attention
He was affected by pain medication and shouldn't have been driving
He is the victim of spousal abuse, his wife wielding a golfclub
He's a cheater and his wife went berserk.
Other theory, please share
Other theory: I have no idea.
No, I'm not serious. I was just goofing with stereotypes if for nothing else but to crack myself up.
And you're right...I have a good swedish friend who's girlfriend beats his whimpy blond ass all the time.