View Poll Results: What really happened with the Tiger Woods accident?

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  • He crashed into a fire hydrant & his loving wife broke the window to save him

    2 3.33%
  • He was upset after arguing with his wife and didn't pay attention

    8 13.33%
  • He was affected by pain medication and shouldn't have been driving

    1 1.67%
  • He is the victim of spousal abuse, his wife wielding a golfclub

    13 21.67%
  • He's a cheater and his wife went berserk.

    31 51.67%
  • Other theory, please share

    5 8.33%
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    Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    He and wifey were fighting. He split in a rage and was driving with his foot on the floor and lost control. He hit a tree. His wife caught up with him golf club in hand and smashed the window to get too him and then she bashed him in the chops knocking him senseless. Cops got there just in time to save him form being killed.

    But who really cares anyway? Aren't there important things to talk about?

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    Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    Quote Originally Posted by Manc Skipper View Post
    One headline I saw on a news stand was "Tiger in car crash!"
    That's what happens when we give illegal tigers driver's licenses

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    Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    Quote Originally Posted by Spectator View Post
    His wife caught up with him golf club in hand and smashed the window to get too him and then she bashed him in the chops knocking him senseless.
    Well, she blew that one. Golf clubs are made for bashing balls

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    Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    I hope his wife goes to prison for it.

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    mad Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    Quote Originally Posted by Toothpicvic View Post
    I hope his wife goes to prison for it.
    It'll never happen! They're too rich and therefore privileged.

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    Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    Quote Originally Posted by Spectator View Post
    It'll never happen! They're too rich and therefore privileged.
    I hope he presses charges against her I mean. If a guy had chased his wife with a golf club, how many people you think would be laughing? Let's hope the girl he cheated with was hotter than his psycho wife too.

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    Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    Quote Originally Posted by Toothpicvic View Post
    I hope he presses charges against her I mean. If a guy had chased his wife with a golf club, how many people you think would be laughing? Let's hope the girl he cheated with was hotter than his psycho wife too.
    He won't! He values his privacy way too much to go to court over it. It would all become a public spectacle.

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    Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    Quote Originally Posted by CrusaderRabbit08 View Post
    I just want to know what a tiger was doing in the woods. Did it escape?

    If a Tiger knocks over a fire hydrant then hits a tree in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

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    Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    Well, first of all, his wife didn't hit him-with or without a club. Swedes don't strike out at anyone. They only commit suicide when things get so bad.

    Now, cheating, on her part...okay, that's a realistic possibility for a Swedish woman. But the best explanation is just the simple fact that married men and women will always drive each other crazy over the most mundane things. Then he storms of in the car, a typical car of today which come with a fair amount of ponies, and also the fact that typical of most people, he can't drive for **** when a car breaks loose..VIOLA! Instant accident.

    Tiger needs to sign up for the Bob Bondurant School of Hi-performance Driving.

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    Re: What really happened with Tiger Woods?

    My long term forecast:

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