View Poll Results: Who should be sent as an emergency reponse to the weapons caches in schools?

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  • Marines

    4 19.05%
  • Police SWAT teams

    7 33.33%
  • Army Special Forces

    4 19.05%
  • Navy Seals

    4 19.05%
  • Super Friends

    7 33.33%
  • Hellboy

    8 38.10%
  • Janet Reno and the 10th Amazon Battalion

    7 33.33%
  • Hamas

    6 28.57%
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Thread: Maries, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

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    Marines, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    Since a small folding pocket knife locked in a survival kit, locked in a car trunk in a school parking lot is now considered a deadly weapon, school kitchens and school shop classes, must now be seen as major insurgent weapon caches.

    Who shall we send to save us from these militants and their terrible tools of death?
    Last edited by Oftencold; 10-15-09 at 08:46 PM.
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    Re: Maries, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    Quote Originally Posted by Oftencold View Post
    making poll, hold yer horses.
    Depends...

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    Re: Maries, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    Has the kid been sent to Gitmo to be waterboarded yet?

    What other nefarious activities are these boy "scouts" up to?



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    Re: Marines, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    Quote Originally Posted by Oftencold View Post
    Since a small folding pocket knife locked in a survival kit, locked in a car trunk in a school parking lot is now considered a deadly weapon, school kitchens and school shop classes, must now be seen as major insurgent weapon caches.

    Who shall we send to save us from these militants and their terrible tools of death?
    send the idiots who came up with zero tolerance into situations involving the MS-13, the Russian Mafia, the Triad or the Sendero Luminoso



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    Re: Maries, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    Easy it should be the Super Friends. Batman has a "Bat mouse compartment" which would be pretty useful I think.
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    Re: Maries, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    Why no option for the Super Best Friends?


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    Re: Maries, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe1991 View Post
    Has the kid been sent to Gitmo to be waterboarded yet?

    What other nefarious activities are these boy "scouts" up to?


    We better start checking scout packs for suicide belts and IEDs!


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    Re: Marines, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    send the idiots who came up with zero tolerance into situations involving the MS-13, the Russian Mafia, the Triad or the Sendero Luminoso
    Why? Are those situations more dangerous then a kid bringing a weapon to school?

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    Re: Maries, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    Oftencold, I find this post to be really low and really offensive. I keep on expecting you to actually be civil and respectful, but I guess I'm wrong. I mean, suggesting Janet Reno is an amazon? That's just low. Amazon suggests a certain level of hottness. Janet Reno is just a horrible looking man in a dress. As someone who devotes too much of his time dallying with good looking girls who happen to be over six feet tall with killer bodies, I find that option personally offensive. I'm going to the mods if you do it again.
    The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet the Makeout Hobo, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).

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    Re: Maries, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

    I deal with violent teens all the time, they are weak pussies without violence skills, brains, strategy or purpose.

    Send me God Dam It!

    I will work for booze.

    *I voted for Hellboy, it is the closest option.*
    Last edited by JW Frogen; 10-19-09 at 05:43 AM.

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