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Maries, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

Who should be sent as an emergency reponse to the weapons caches in schools?


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Oftencold

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Marines, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

Since a small folding pocket knife locked in a survival kit, locked in a car trunk in a school parking lot is now considered a deadly weapon, school kitchens and school shop classes, must now be seen as major insurgent weapon caches.

Who shall we send to save us from these militants and their terrible tools of death?
 
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Has the kid been sent to Gitmo to be waterboarded yet?

What other nefarious activities are these boy "scouts" up to?


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Re: Marines, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

Since a small folding pocket knife locked in a survival kit, locked in a car trunk in a school parking lot is now considered a deadly weapon, school kitchens and school shop classes, must now be seen as major insurgent weapon caches.

Who shall we send to save us from these militants and their terrible tools of death?

send the idiots who came up with zero tolerance into situations involving the MS-13, the Russian Mafia, the Triad or the Sendero Luminoso
 
Easy it should be the Super Friends. Batman has a "Bat mouse compartment" which would be pretty useful I think.
 
Why no option for the Super Best Friends?

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Has the kid been sent to Gitmo to be waterboarded yet?

What other nefarious activities are these boy "scouts" up to?


:cool:

We better start checking scout packs for suicide belts and IEDs!

:mrgreen:
 
Re: Marines, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

send the idiots who came up with zero tolerance into situations involving the MS-13, the Russian Mafia, the Triad or the Sendero Luminoso

Why? Are those situations more dangerous then a kid bringing a weapon to school?
 
Oftencold, I find this post to be really low and really offensive. I keep on expecting you to actually be civil and respectful, but I guess I'm wrong. I mean, suggesting Janet Reno is an amazon? That's just low. Amazon suggests a certain level of hottness. Janet Reno is just a horrible looking man in a dress. As someone who devotes too much of his time dallying with good looking girls who happen to be over six feet tall with killer bodies, I find that option personally offensive. I'm going to the mods if you do it again.
 
I deal with violent teens all the time, they are weak ******s without violence skills, brains, strategy or purpose.

Send me God Dam It!

I will work for booze.

*I voted for Hellboy, it is the closest option.*
 
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Re: Marines, Swat, Special Forces, NAVY SEALS or Super Friends

send the idiots who came up with zero tolerance into situations involving the MS-13, the Russian Mafia, the Triad or the Sendero Luminoso



I agree. It is absurd to make policies which force any entity to enforce the letter of the rules, and ignore the spirit of the rules. Rules in the school environment exist to provide the best possible learning environment for kids, that includes ensuring a safe environment. Some rules just seem arbitrary and stupid. When that is the case, then the rules should be changed to again create the best possible atmosphere for learning.
 
None of the above, of course.
Me, as a moderator and adviser
The school board president
The gangster leader
The student council president
The teachers union rep
some parents with a bit of intellect
Then we all stand and resolve this problem...
I'd really look into this
the cause, the response
These must be known.
 
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