Actually, yes. It's more like an honorary title than anything, but I am actually a Doctor of Metaphysics through the Universal Life Church. It costs $30 and you get a certificate and can legally use the title of Doctor. I did it mainly because of how absurd and hilarious it was that one can simply become a Doctor for $30. Hunter Thompson became a doctor through the exact same church, which is why some of his books list him as a Doctor.