I just say I'm descended from Africa.
Who can argue with that one?
That my ancestors came to the US from Africa by way of very long stops at Ireland and Germany is beside the point.
I had to click yes because of the 3/5ths of a person joke.
Edited to add: I think I'm taking that african stance as well.
Tucker Case - Tard magnet.
All they need to know is how many people live in my house. The rest is none of their concern. So if I get the long form (and most people do not) I will not fill it out.
Wow. Am I awesome or what?