View Poll Results: Which jobs does an AK-47 do better?

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  • Hunting (small game)

    8 26.67%
  • Hunting (large game)

    11 36.67%
  • Carrying with you for self-defense

    6 20.00%
  • Keeping in the home for self-defense

    11 36.67%
  • A fun day at the shooting range

    20 66.67%
  • Fending off the police/feds in a shootout

    14 46.67%
  • Killing as many people as possible before you are stopped

    10 33.33%
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Thread: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Zombies, eh? Give me one of these...



    With about 10,000 of these...




    And I'll be one happy camper indeed.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Good job Etheral, you just joined Tucker in the Zombie Horde. A browning machine gun (much less any machine gun) is used against normal targets for mostly body shots which work against normal targets. Remember that body shots don't stop zombies, only head shots. Furthermore, when that barrel over heats, you're screwed.
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    Good job Etheral, you just joined Tucker in the Zombie Horde. A browning machine gun (much less any machine gun) is used against normal targets for mostly body shots which work against normal targets. Remember that body shots don't stop zombies, only head shots. Furthermore, when that barrel over heats, you're screwed.
    A head won't do a zombie much good when it doesn't have a body. I have spare barrels too...

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    I possess an AK 47 assualt rifle, i rarely use it, just for fun. Prefer others for my hunting game. I suppose id use it in defence of ones self.
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    A head won't do a zombie much good when it doesn't have a body.
    One machine gun can't eliminate thousands of zombies.

    I have spare barrels too...
    But you have to replace them. Simple law of large numbers dictates that the time you spend replacing barrels reduces the distance between you and them. As Zombie hordes often number into the hundreds of thousands, you will eventually lose this fight and join the undead.

    This really is a trick question. The best tool is a melee weapon.
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Well now, for zombies would recrommend an chicago typewriter(infinite if possible) they're kick ass bustas. It would destroy 1 zombie or 1000 zombies. Now, if we're talking a clean head shot? Oh no doubt about it. A deserted eagle she works a treat .
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    One machine gun can't eliminate thousands of zombies.

    But you have to replace them. Simple law of large numbers dictates that the time you spend replacing barrels reduces the distance between you and them. As Zombie hordes often number into the hundreds of thousands, you will eventually lose this fight and join the undead.

    This really is a trick question. The best tool is a melee weapon.
    I'm not having this conversation.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    This really is a trick question. The best tool is a melee weapon.
    I agree.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    One machine gun can't eliminate thousands of zombies.



    But you have to replace them. Simple law of large numbers dictates that the time you spend replacing barrels reduces the distance between you and them. As Zombie hordes often number into the hundreds of thousands, you will eventually lose this fight and join the undead.

    This really is a trick question. The best tool is a melee weapon.

    BWAHAHAHA

    Okay, I'm going to treat this seriously, for some reason.

    A melee weapon? You think your arms will hold up long enough to decapitate 1000 Zombies? Sorry laddie, Ah dinna think so. Make 1000 bundles of straw about six inches thick, and try cutting them in half with a sword. Most people in decent condition probably would not make it past 100 before they couldn't swing anymore. Many times more than one swing would be required...decapitation isn't easy.

    I think the MG pictured is a .30 cal. A .50 cal would be better, because body shots would disable the zombies...a .50 BMG can and often does cut a human body completely in half due to massive hydrostatic shock. A zombie in two pieces isn't that much of a threat, even if he is still twitching. Switching barrels isn't as much of a problem as no longer being able to raise your sword/axe/chainsaw/cricket-bat because your arms are so exhausted they won't move.

    (I can't believe I'm having this conversation )

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    Zombies, eh? Give me one of these...



    With about 10,000 of these...




    And I'll be one happy camper indeed.



    i dunno, the weight may slow you down....


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