View Poll Results: Which jobs does an AK-47 do better?

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  • Hunting (small game)

    8 26.67%
  • Hunting (large game)

    11 36.67%
  • Carrying with you for self-defense

    6 20.00%
  • Keeping in the home for self-defense

    11 36.67%
  • A fun day at the shooting range

    20 66.67%
  • Fending off the police/feds in a shootout

    14 46.67%
  • Killing as many people as possible before you are stopped

    10 33.33%
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Thread: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Zyphlin View Post
    Naturally this is the best weapon to use against Zombie Hordes

    Makes sense. The only people who can sit through a game of cricket must already be dead.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Also, this is a useful projectile

    You down with TPP?

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry View Post
    Well the Invid took all of their Flower of Life farms with them when they finally left earth, so Protoculture is out of the question.

    However, Northern Gun's Glitter Boy and the Coalition’s Death's Head GB Killer (pictured above) both run on micro nuke cores.
    RIFTS reference for the win! Awesome.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?



    That would work well. Can't bite though Space Marine armor!
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Exactly. I know I'm much more likely to fend off some Zombies than get into a shootout with cops.
    One word: flamethrower. Never mind, a few words: flamethrower, molotovs, shotguns with phosphorus- or magnesium-filled shells. Hell, Greek fire and catapults and walls with boiling oil on top would work just fine.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser Katzenjammer View Post
    One word: flamethrower. Never mind, a few words: flamethrower, molotovs, shotguns with phosphorus- or magnesium-filled shells. Hell, Greek fire and catapults and walls with boiling oil on top would work just fine.
    Ohh no flaming zombies are bad, they die too slow.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Totally ridiculous poll.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser Katzenjammer View Post
    One word: flamethrower. Never mind, a few words: flamethrower, molotovs, shotguns with phosphorus- or magnesium-filled shells. Hell, Greek fire and catapults and walls with boiling oil on top would work just fine.
    This was addressed as well. Then you'd just have a horde of flaming zombies coming after you.

    These aren't witches...

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    An AK-47 levels the playing field.
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by peepnklown View Post
    An AK-47 levels the playing field.
    I'd only use it on the Packers.

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