View Poll Results: Which jobs does an AK-47 do better?

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  • Hunting (small game)

    8 26.67%
  • Hunting (large game)

    11 36.67%
  • Carrying with you for self-defense

    6 20.00%
  • Keeping in the home for self-defense

    11 36.67%
  • A fun day at the shooting range

    20 66.67%
  • Fending off the police/feds in a shootout

    14 46.67%
  • Killing as many people as possible before you are stopped

    10 33.33%
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Thread: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by the makeout hobo View Post
    An AK is horrible for a zombie invasion... for zombies, the best weapon is a single-shot rifle. Shooting on Auto just wastes bullets, since only head-shots matter, and Semi makes it really tempting to go rock-n-roll mode. The trick is consistant, steady head-shots.

    AK47's available in the USA without a Class III license do not have full-auto or selective fire as an option, they are semi-auto.

    Semi-auto means firing one shot at a time. "Rock-n-roll" is not an option.

    Nor are they inaccurate at the ranges they are intended for.

    Have you ever shot one? Doesn't sound like it.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Goshin View Post
    AK47's available in the USA without a Class III license do not have full-auto or selective fire as an option, they are semi-auto.

    Semi-auto means firing one shot at a time. "Rock-n-roll" is not an option.

    Nor are they inaccurate at the ranges they are intended for.

    Have you ever shot one? Doesn't sound like it.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by the makeout hobo View Post
    An AK is horrible for a zombie invasion... for zombies, the best weapon is a single-shot rifle. Shooting on Auto just wastes bullets, since only head-shots matter, and Semi makes it really tempting to go rock-n-roll mode. The trick is consistant, steady head-shots.
    Yeah, we've already discussed this to death.

    The best weapon is converting your hand into a chainsaw like Ash form Evil Dead.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Well if we're getting all crazy with the tech, a tank would come in quite handy. But who can really afford them in this economy?
    Give me some power armor any day....




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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    And how are you going to fuel it? Protoculture? I think NOT!
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    I'm married, which means I no longer have a legitimate use for my penis, but I'm not about to cut it off.
    That's pretty sad if you think you have no legitimate use for it. I'm married, have been for 16 years, I use mine all the time.
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cephus View Post
    That's pretty sad if you think you have no legitimate use for it. I'm married, have been for 16 years, I use mine all the time.
    My "Warning! Warning! Abandon joke! Abandon joke! Recipient taking it seriously!" alarm just went off.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    And how are you going to fuel it? Protoculture? I think NOT!
    Well the Invid took all of their Flower of Life farms with them when they finally left earth, so Protoculture is out of the question.

    However, Northern Gun's Glitter Boy and the Coalition’s Death's Head GB Killer (pictured above) both run on micro nuke cores.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cephus View Post
    That's pretty sad if you think you have no legitimate use for it. I'm married, have been for 16 years, I use mine all the time.
    Leave those poor sheep alone!

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Naturally this is the best weapon to use against Zombie Hordes

    You down with TPP?

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