View Poll Results: Which jobs does an AK-47 do better?

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  • Hunting (small game)

    8 26.67%
  • Hunting (large game)

    11 36.67%
  • Carrying with you for self-defense

    6 20.00%
  • Keeping in the home for self-defense

    11 36.67%
  • A fun day at the shooting range

    20 66.67%
  • Fending off the police/feds in a shootout

    14 46.67%
  • Killing as many people as possible before you are stopped

    10 33.33%
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Thread: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    I voted for everything:

    With hunting it would be really fun

    Who would mess with you if you are walking down the street with an AK or have one at your house?

    And if for some reason I'm shooting at cops, an AK would certainly penetrate body armor.
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by obvious Child View Post
    That doesn't mean squat. Merely because you are accurate at the range doesn't mean you'll be accurate with hordes of the undead coming to eat you alive.

    On the contrary. A recent medical checkup revealed that I have icewater in my veins, am thoroughly salty, temp 88.6F so I am cool-headed, suffer from large amounts of ferrous metals in my spinal column, and that I have flint in one eye and ice in the other, granite in my jaw and rock in my ribs.

    I've been known to call the .44magnum "that little popgun", and once gave Clint Eastwood a knuckle noogie.

    So, I'd not only shoot the zombie hordes thru the eyesockets (you pick left or right) as they charge, but crack jokes about it between shots...



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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Guerrilla View Post
    You could always use it as a coffee stir, shovel, boat paddle.

    So many other inventive things an AK is useful for.
    Just nothing actually useful. What's the point in having a tool if you have no legitimate use for it?
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cephus View Post
    Just nothing actually useful. What's the point in having a tool if you have no legitimate use for it?

    Because I fu cking want one.



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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cephus View Post
    What's the point in having a tool if you have no legitimate use for it?
    I'm married, which means I no longer have a legitimate use for my penis, but I'm not about to cut it off.

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    I'm married, which means I no longer have a legitimate use for my penis, but I'm not about to cut it off.
    Nice Tucker, Nice.
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    I'm married, which means I no longer have a legitimate use for my penis, but I'm not about to cut it off.
    Good thing you didn't marry Lorna Bobbit

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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by winston53660 View Post
    Good thing you didn't marry Lorna Bobbit
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cephus View Post
    Just nothing actually useful. What's the point in having a tool if you have no legitimate use for it?
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    Re: In Which Case Would You Rather Have an AK-47?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    I picked all of the above because I'm personally not a big fan of handguns, so I'd rather the rifle.

    Personally, I'd use different guns for all of the options given.

    I would prefer the handgun if I was robbing a liquor store or carjacking someone.

    I'd prefer the AK if I was fending off a zombie invasion.

    Why weren't these given as poll options?
    An AK is horrible for a zombie invasion... for zombies, the best weapon is a single-shot rifle. Shooting on Auto just wastes bullets, since only head-shots matter, and Semi makes it really tempting to go rock-n-roll mode. The trick is consistant, steady head-shots.
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