Conquered by a foreign force
Dissolve by internal forces
End of the human race
"Loyalty only matters when there's a hundred reasons not to be-" Gen. Mattis
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet the Makeout Hobo, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).