WI Crippler
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It really can't look any smaller.
The back of that truck probably is a fair represntation of both...:2razz:
It really can't look any smaller.
Emotions and feelings are for women :mrgreen:
On the other hand I have a profoundly deep voice and absolutely no fashion sense, so that is in my favor concerning this matter.
I'm so manly I can impregnate a woman simply by wiping my sock on her forehead.
I have a rather high-pitched voice,
Sorry you feel that way.
I drive a tank. 'Nuff said.
One that always gets me is Pearl Harbor. When the one guy says "You can't die, you're going to be a dad" and the wounded guy says "no... you're going to be a dad". I usually leave the room to avoid this embarrassment. :3oops:
Most trucks don't have the towing capacity to drag cast iron coppies of my balls around.
I may have a small penis, but my balls are freakishly large.
If you are a real man, then what are you doing hiding inside 67 tons of composite armor?
Be a man! Stick you head out of the hatch so we can shoot at you with our sniper rifles!
You *****! Don't hide. Go on, lift that hatch. A little more. A liiiittle more...
Aww... like a little boy.
They look so cute and lovable with those big silly balls and teeny tiny dicks.
Too bad they have to grow up into nasty, stinking men.
How cute can little kids be? Babies I can understand, but little kids smell. Like really bad.
They smell like little dirty dogs, when they're sweaty from being out playing.
That's cute, too.
Babies, I really never cared for much.
I like little kids. They're more fun. More personality.
Babies are kind of... blah.
Little kids bug the **** out of me. I'm probably not parent material though.
Babies would bug the **** out of you more, if you ever had to take care of one for any extended length of time.
They don't let you sleep, they're boring, they're needy, they're utterly selfish; you can't even talk to them.
Little kids- even little kids, like two or three- they're individuals; it's possible to have more of a give-and-take relationship with them. You can interact with them, on some level.
Omg, that sounds even more complicated than I imagined..
It's not complicated.
Babies aren't complicated. They're just completely helpless.
Which, to me, is boring (although I know a lot of people really like babies).
They don't have much individuality to them, because they're all about eating and sleeping. When something's wrong, they can't tell you what; they just cry, cry, cry.
Little kids aren't complicated either. They're more fun because they are individuals, you can play with them, they begin to have a sense of humor, you can have conversations with them (on their level, of course).
To me, somebody who can at least talk (on whatever level) is more interesting than someone who can't.
Well, I have been around babies, but not for more than a few hours daily for weeks or even months, watching them grow up, thats nice.. But the way you described it in the previous post, the parent experience of it, sounds horrible.
Aww... like a little boy.
They look so cute and lovable with those big silly balls and teeny tiny dicks.
Too bad they have to grow up into nasty, stinking men.
Man.
I can't believe I got through all of my life so far without hearing the phrase "big silly balls". I'm going to be saying that all the time now. I will forevermore be accusing men and women of having big silly balls.