Looks like the ladies of DP like my smack.
If I win this contest, do I get some kind of title?
Like, teacher's old title?
Marchimedes? :rofl
I'm five times funnier than you, according to popular opinion.
And I don't even do photoshop, or top ten lists.
So there.
Tucker is funny, but not the funniest. NCFY is the funniest, with Tucker a close second followed by Hatuey and 10.
NCFY said:It was like I died and went to hell and hell was run by a crystal meth addled Liberace.
Go watch Party Monster or I'm reporting you to the Gay Council and they'll take your gayness away.
Sheer scathing smack-mastery belongs to jallman. He can cut someone to the b.o.n.e. in 10 syllables or less. Sometimes it makes my eyes burn--like reading it is to subject oneself to a high velocity acid spray. It hurts. --even when directed at someone else.
I made a guy quit once.:lol:
....actually--twice....same guy.:lol:
you PMd him a picture of you?
you PMd him a picture of you?
What did I ever do to you, bub?
hey I was just kidding! I don't even know what you look like!
hey I was just kidding! I don't even know what you look like!
Well, THAT'S obvious, or you'd understand how entirely silly your suggesting that would make someone run away is!
if you were so ugly I guess you'd not have like 25 kids!
Just 6 so far...hub is not complaining.
Have you considered running for President in 2012?
No. But you just wait....I may have produced your future president!
Just 6 so far...hub is not complaining.
I read that thread--I don't have such problems. I do not "indulge" my children. We are in the world, but not "of" it. My eldest is actually right of me.I'm glad conservatives raise liberal children. :2razz:
Good luck with that--have you gone gray yet?Still, that would be great. I may be raising America's Top Diva. :lol:
Wow... Beware Republicans, she must be a Muslim, they are gonna take over your society by breeding an infinite amount of children and replace you as the majority! :doh