View Poll Results: Who is the best at smack?

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  • Tucker Case

    11 18.64%
  • 1069

    10 16.95%
  • jallman

    8 13.56%
  • Talloulou

    1 1.69%
  • IT2002

    5 8.47%
  • BodhiSattva

    1 1.69%
  • Hatuey

    2 3.39%
  • aps

    0 0%
  • Captain Courtesy

    7 11.86%
  • Other

    14 23.73%
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Thread: Best at DP Smack

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by EgoffTib View Post
    I'd have to say Tucker.
    If trolling is also smack talk, then I am sorry to have forgot to mention your name in this thread, you are pretty decent at it too
    Last edited by Maximus Zeebra; 01-04-09 at 03:06 PM.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus Zeebra View Post
    If smack talk is also trolling, then I am sorry to have forgot to mention your name in this thread
    The kind of smacking I do to you involves a certain 9-inch appendage and is hardly appropriate for this thread.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus Zeebra View Post
    If trolling is also smack talk, then I am sorry to have forgot to mention your name in this thread, you are pretty decent at it too
    Did I just get called a "troll"?

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Did I just get called a "troll"?

    It's hard to read my screen all that well from under my bridge. Such poor lighting.
    I'm pretty sure it is I whom he called a troll.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by EgoffTib View Post
    I'm pretty sure it is I whom he called a troll.

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    "what is your quest?"
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    African or European swallow?



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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Captain Courtesy's smacks. For they are courtious. And that makes them the best.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by EgoffTib View Post
    I'm pretty sure it is I whom he called a troll.

    "what is your name?"
    "what is your quest?"
    "what is the air speed velocity of a swallow?"
    it's an "unladen" swallow, genius. you know--not carrying the coconuts for Patsy.





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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    I think the only line from me that'd I 'truly' consider smack is when I said that every time I debate mihkail I feel like I'm throwing a puppy off a cliff. Other then then that I'm just trying to be mean.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Felicity View Post
    Sheer scathing smack-mastery belongs to jallman. He can cut someone to the b.o.n.e. in 10 syllables or less. Sometimes it makes my eyes burn--like reading it is to subject oneself to a high velocity acid spray. It hurts. --even when directed at someone else.
    I agree hes crude, lurid and very rude but- only to make up for his deficiencies

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Dang it! Now nearly everyone is tied.
    The only reason I'm still a point ahead of everyone else is because I voted for myself.

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