I can't vote for just one person in this poll because smack comes in a variety of flavors... hilarious smack, scathing smack, clever smack etc. We have it all here at DP and I enjoy all the variants.
אשכנזי היהודי • Белый Россию
I voted for Bohdi because he has some of the wittiest smack I've ever seen. Lerxt, 10, and IT have some really awesome lines as well.
All of the really great smack-masters have humor as well. Smack as a purely non-humorous and insulting thing is boring to me.
Tucker Case - Tard magnet.
Smart and hot. Thats difficult to come by, but when I do I will lock her down in marriage, take her with me, and move to Saudi Arabia.
Europe is illegally occupied by the US
I'd have to say Tucker.
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