View Poll Results: Who is the best at smack?

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  • Tucker Case

    11 18.64%
  • 1069

    10 16.95%
  • jallman

    8 13.56%
  • Talloulou

    1 1.69%
  • IT2002

    5 8.47%
  • BodhiSattva

    1 1.69%
  • Hatuey

    2 3.39%
  • aps

    0 0%
  • Captain Courtesy

    7 11.86%
  • Other

    14 23.73%
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Thread: Best at DP Smack

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by RightOfCenter View Post
    Tucker is funny, but not the funniest. NCFY is the funniest, with Tucker a close second followed by Hatuey and 10.
    Oh, yes; NCFY is the funniest; that's true.
    I can't believe neither he nor Lerxst are included in this poll.
    The funniest post I've ever read on this forum was NCFY's post about Trent Reznor. I recall the phrase "snickerdoodles of angst".
    Dear God, I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    The only "smack" in this thread is the sound my hand makes as it connects with the back of Bodhi's head for nominating himself in his own poll.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    In my opinion, funniest DP poster is probably new coup. The guy just rapid fires. Read some of his posts on fashion. I think my favorite ones are the ones on Heatherette.

    http://www.debatepolitics.com/off-to...t-history.html

    http://www.debatepolitics.com/off-to...post1057674763

    Quote Originally Posted by NCFY
    It was like I died and went to hell and hell was run by a crystal meth addled Liberace.

    Go watch Party Monster or I'm reporting you to the Gay Council and they'll take your gayness away.
    Last edited by Hatuey; 01-04-09 at 04:18 AM.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    I think NCFY is the wittiest person I've ever come across.
    down for you is up

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Felicity View Post
    Sheer scathing smack-mastery belongs to jallman. He can cut someone to the b.o.n.e. in 10 syllables or less. Sometimes it makes my eyes burn--like reading it is to subject oneself to a high velocity acid spray. It hurts. --even when directed at someone else.
    you sure know how to make a boy feel good.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Felicity View Post
    I made a guy quit once.






    ....actually--twice....same guy.
    you PMd him a picture of you?

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by bub View Post
    you PMd him a picture of you?
    Wow, thats just ugly
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by bub View Post
    you PMd him a picture of you?
    What did I ever do to you, bub?

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Felicity View Post
    What did I ever do to you, bub?
    hey I was just kidding! I don't even know what you look like!

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by bub View Post
    hey I was just kidding! I don't even know what you look like!
    She seems really hurt, you better comfort her by sending a picture of yourself naked at her at PM..
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