View Poll Results: Who is the best at smack?

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  • Tucker Case

    11 18.64%
  • 1069

    10 16.95%
  • jallman

    8 13.56%
  • Talloulou

    1 1.69%
  • IT2002

    5 8.47%
  • BodhiSattva

    1 1.69%
  • Hatuey

    2 3.39%
  • aps

    0 0%
  • Captain Courtesy

    7 11.86%
  • Other

    14 23.73%
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Thread: Best at DP Smack

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainCourtesy View Post
    And I think that "smack" needs to be defined more clearly, especially if one is referring to upstairs posts, also. Would a "smack post" be a humorous one-liner that disarms another posters argument, or would it be a logical post that completely dismantles a posters argument? Or could it be either?
    Personally I think it could be either a "one liner that disarms another posters argument", or a completely illogical way of debating(with name calling, forgetting of context, pointing to completely irrelevant parts of the post and continue talking about that, spinning, trolling and such things) that ruins the thread in general. I would say both are smack talk, wouldn't you?
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Looks like the ladies of DP like my smack.

    If I win this contest, do I get some kind of title?
    Like, teacher's old title?

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by TOJ View Post
    Same night? Of course, when a girl say no, it means no. Right?
    No, you just pour another glass of beer
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    I voted for tucker. Cuz he's random as **** and when he lets one down you're ****ing owned.
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    You just pulled a bonnie.

    Please. PLEASE think before you post!

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    I'm quite fond of Captain Courtesy's back-handed compliments and passive aggression. I like to picture with a top hat. He has aptly titled himself.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    I went with the Cap. cause his version of smack is unique and intelligent

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    Looks like the ladies of DP like my smack.

    If I win this contest, do I get some kind of title?
    Like, teacher's old title?
    Marchimedes?
    Quote Originally Posted by faithful_servant View Post
    Being a psychiatric patient does not mean that you are mentally ill.



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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by independent_thinker2002 View Post
    Marchimedes?
    I'm five times funnier than you, according to popular opinion.
    And I don't even do photoshop, or top ten lists.
    So there.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    I'm five times funnier than you, according to popular opinion.
    And I don't even do photoshop, or top ten lists.
    So there.
    It's only because we're upstairs.

    At least WI Crippler has my back.

    Edit: I just noticed that I have over 3000 thanks.
    Last edited by Thorgasm; 01-04-09 at 02:14 AM.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Tucker is funny, but not the funniest. NCFY is the funniest, with Tucker a close second followed by Hatuey and 10.
    Quote Originally Posted by SWM
    I never thought infanticide could be so delicious.

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