View Poll Results: Who is the best at smack?

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  • Tucker Case

    11 18.64%
  • 1069

    10 16.95%
  • jallman

    8 13.56%
  • Talloulou

    1 1.69%
  • IT2002

    5 8.47%
  • BodhiSattva

    1 1.69%
  • Hatuey

    2 3.39%
  • aps

    0 0%
  • Captain Courtesy

    7 11.86%
  • Other

    14 23.73%
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Thread: Best at DP Smack

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend_Hellh0und View Post
    Careful now we are upstairs.
    Are YOU?
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Tucker's probably the funniest person around(only because he's a guy), but he doesn't really do alot of smack. I'd say it goes to IT, since he incorporates intelligence, humor, and MS Paint with his smack, without having it read like gutter humor.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Sheer scathing smack-mastery belongs to jallman. He can cut someone to the b.o.n.e. in 10 syllables or less. Sometimes it makes my eyes burn--like reading it is to subject oneself to a high velocity acid spray. It hurts. --even when directed at someone else.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Felicity View Post
    I made a guy quit once.






    ....actually--twice....same guy.
    The viagra didn't work for him?



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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    The viagra didn't work for him?
    wore him out.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Tucker's the funniest, but what he does isn't smack.
    Lerxst is the best at smack, but he's inconsistent.
    IT tries the hardest, and is more consistent.
    Jallman and Hatuey both have their moments.
    I voted for myself, because, of course, I'm me, and I owe myself loyalty.
    Besides, it looks like I'm winning, and I like to play the winning ticket.

    But actually, the "Best at DP Smack" is a person who is not listed in the poll.
    The best of the best is - wait for it- TOJ.

    ....

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Moderator's Warning:
    Best at DP SmackJust a preemptive caution. This thread needs to adhere to DP's civility policy if it is to remain upstairs, and needs to abide by the Vegas Rule. Just be careful; folks could get in trouble real easy with this topic.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    And I think that "smack" needs to be defined more clearly, especially if one is referring to upstairs posts, also. Would a "smack post" be a humorous one-liner that disarms another posters argument, or would it be a logical post that completely dismantles a posters argument? Or could it be either?

    Also, would this be different from Best at DP Debate?
    Last edited by CaptainCourtesy; 01-03-09 at 11:35 PM.
    "Never fear. Him is here" - Captain Chaos (Dom DeLuise), Cannonball Run

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiseone View Post
    This is what I hate about politics the most, it turns people in snobbish egotistical self righteous dicks who allow their political beliefs, partisan attitudes, and 'us vs. them' mentality, to force them to deny reality.

    Quote Originally Posted by Navy Pride View Post
    You can't paint everone with the same brush.......It does not work tht way.


    Quote Originally Posted by Wessexman View Post
    See with you around Captain we don't even have to make arguments, as you already know everything .
    Quote Originally Posted by CriticalThought View Post
    Had you been born elsewhere or at a different time you may very well have chosen a different belief system.
    Quote Originally Posted by ernst barkmann View Post
    It a person has faith they dont need to convince another of it, and when a non believer is not interested in listening to the word of the lord, " you shake the dust from your sandels and move on"

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainCourtesy View Post
    And I think that "smack" needs to be defined more clearly, especially if one is referring to upstairs posts, also. Would a "smack post" be a humorous one-liner that disarms another posters argument, or would it be a logical post that completely dismantles a posters argument? Or could it be either?

    Also, would this be different from Best at DP Debate?
    Oh, the person who was the absolute best at "disarming" was Naughty Nurse. I miss that chimp.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Felicity View Post
    I made a guy quit once.






    ....actually--twice....same guy.
    Same night? Of course, when a girl say no, it means no. Right?

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