View Poll Results: Who is the best at smack?

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  • Tucker Case

    11 18.64%
  • 1069

    10 16.95%
  • jallman

    8 13.56%
  • Talloulou

    1 1.69%
  • IT2002

    5 8.47%
  • BodhiSattva

    1 1.69%
  • Hatuey

    2 3.39%
  • aps

    0 0%
  • Captain Courtesy

    7 11.86%
  • Other

    14 23.73%
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Thread: Best at DP Smack

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    LOL When I saw my name on there, I thought, "ME???"

    I am the ONLY one who has 0 votes.

    Can someone define "smack" for me?
    It's that sound my hand makes against your rear every time you walk by.

    I can't help myself.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by jallman View Post
    It's a rare day that you and I agree but it does happen once in a while.
    I bet there will be a blue moon tonight...
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    Cool Re: Best at DP Smack

    I am not smacking anything that hasnít first been checked for dangleberries.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    I had to go with 1069. She's made people leave, probably has made a few people cry. There was someone also more or less calling her a bully and said she was a threat to them (was that SoBelle?). She can dish it out and take it all the same, which I think is a good smack quality. The others are all good choices too but most are more of a funny smack. 10s ruthless.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by jallman View Post
    It's that sound my hand makes against your rear every time you walk by.

    I can't help myself.
    Excuse me while I vote for you.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    How old do you think I am (without looking at my profile)

    P.S. I thought you were around 19 or 20, but you remind me of me at that age (I'm not sure if you should take that as an insult or a compliment .)
    I was going to say pretty much the same thing, but left it out. Most 19-20 year olds bored me with their mind-set. Not that I was super geeky intellectual or anything, but I would rather talk about history or sports history or science, you know, than to gawk at yet another chicks boobs and grin at each other like idiots... that crap always made me embarrassed for the guys that did it.
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    Usually a gag for wise mouthed insulting little girls. Then some good nylon rope so I can tie them up, toss them in the trunk of my car and forget about them.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    I was going to say pretty much the same thing, but left it out. Most 19-20 year olds bored me with their mind-set. Not that I was super geeky intellectual or anything, but I would rather talk about history or sports history or science, you know, than to gawk at yet another chicks boobs and grin at each other like idiots... that crap always made me embarrassed for the guys that did it.
    Thanks for being embarrassed for me when I was younger.
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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    I was going to say pretty much the same thing, but left it out. Most 19-20 year olds bored me with their mind-set.
    Same here, but a problem for me is that most people bore me now as well. They are just interested in completely stupid stuff.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    Not that I was super geeky intellectual or anything
    Of course not..

    I was and still am btw, but not geeky. Its painful to talk to other people sometimes, because of their huge ignorance and lack of general knowledge and care about greater things than the next time they will drink to drug away their miserable lives. All they want to talk about is each other(nice nails, nice haircut) and how many beers they drank yesterday... BOOOOOOOORING..

    Backbiting, lying and such things are just completely uninteresting to me.
    I even found a bitch one time who pretended to be smart just to **** me, but then after a year she just turned out to be quite stupid(compared to me). Perhaps she was just smart compared to the average people, but indeed she bored me greatly in the end, she was kind of closed minded(but extremely school smart, perhaps even more than me).


    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    , but I would rather talk about history or sports history or science, you know,
    YES! But only 2% of people are like this, the rest want to talk about how many stupid things they did the day before and how much they did drink.


    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    than to gawk at yet another chicks boobs
    Stop right there! Are you telling me that you dont enjoy looking at and touching boobs. You are gay?


    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    and grin at each other like idiots... that crap always made me embarrassed for the guys that did it.
    Looking and listening at/to most people make me embarrassed on their behalf.. I keep all this stuff inside.




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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    This is all fine and well, but I'd much rather be voted the "most articulate"- or at least one of the most articulate- forum members.
    As it is, I was left out of that poll (which included about ten members, all male, if I remember correctly) entirely, and then basically told to shut the **** up and sit down when I tried to suggest that perhaps I at least belonged in the running.

    This was over a year ago, but it was hurtful. Really.
    More hurtful because I don't think it was a deliberate omission (the threadstarter, Lightdemon, is not a bad sort); I simply was not one of the forum members that anyone considered articulate.
    When I questioned this, I was informed that "your style is sarcastic and scathing. That's not the same as articulate."
    It really was quite upsetting, as I had never before (nor since) been confronted with the notion that the two qualities are mutually exclusive, or that one has to be "nice" to be articulate (some of the candidates in that poll, coincidentally, were not particularly- or at least not universally- nice).

    I believe DonSoutherland won that contest, by quite a wide margin, which is reasonable; but I still think I should've at least been included in the poll.

    I've voted for myself 3 times already in this poll, by the way, so I'm really only at 5, tied with everyone else.

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    Re: Best at DP Smack

    I've voted for myself 3 times already in this poll, by the way, so I'm really only at 5, tied with everyone else.
    Oops. make that six.

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