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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by Onion Eater View Post
    Are the Humans Warlike?
    hey, changing the name of the post is Monk-eye's schtick
    Quote Originally Posted by Scarecrow Akhbar View Post
    Aliens are definitely hostile.

    Look at the damage the Democrats have done so far.

    On another note, the mere fact that this planet has abundant quantities of coal, petroleum, various metal ores, and other natural resources is a very strong indication that no space faring species has visited this planet since life crawled onto land.
    or maybe the natural resource necessary for easy space travel has already been completely mined prior to our achieving any kind of modern intelligence

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    How the hell did you just tie in a retroactive reparative measure with a proactive preventative measure. Not even close to being the same thing.

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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by EgoffTib View Post
    Do you ever turn your partisan bull**** switch off?
    Not here...

    Why?
    It's fun.
    Can't we have fun anymore?
    Or has Obama outlawed or taxed it too?
    Things are moving so fast it's hard to keep up.

    C'mon... I switched it to illegal aliens... he didn't specify what type of "alien" and I thought I'd comment on the behavior of aliens I have seen...and have a little fun... with their Liberal representatives.

    Lighten up... for your enjoyment... Let's play it again Sam...


    The aliens I have met have been friendly, but they are getting pretty uppity as a group. Demanding our wealth, our services and our citizenship.

    Protesting en masse in our streets with our Stars and Bars flying upside down and underneath foreign flags.

    So... friendly or not; I don't know how to categorize these aliens. They seem to fit into two categories: Individually they seem tame, but as a group they behave exactly like... American Socialists... Liberals... Democrats.

    Which brings us to the next question on the philosophical train:

    Are Liberals aliens too?

    I would say yes, and with that it answers your question.
    Individually you can sit at the dinner table with them and give them metal utensils without fearing your life will be in jeopardy. They cause no harm when isolated.
    As a group... aliens are hostile and irrational.
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    when you have NO MORAL COMPASS.

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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by zimmer View Post
    I switched it to illegal aliens...
    Do they give green cards to space aliens?
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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Do they give green cards to space aliens?
    Good question.

    If the majority vote D, are poorly educated and like free goodies... I'm sure it's no problem.
    The Clintons are what happens...
    when you have NO MORAL COMPASS.

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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by zimmer View Post
    Good question.

    If the majority vote D, are poorly educated and like free goodies... I'm sure it's no problem.
    Can you make the toilet paper overhand/underhand partisan too?
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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by independent_thinker2002 View Post
    Can you make the toilet paper overhand/underhand partisan too?
    Those crazy librul bastards don't even use toilet paper because they don't want to harm a "poow wittle twee!"

    Pansy-assed bastards want us to use those fancy french ass-fountains.

    It's disturbing, I tell ya!
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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Those crazy librul bastards don't even use toilet paper because they don't want to harm a "poow wittle twee!"

    Pansy-assed bastards want us to use those fancy french ass-fountains.

    It's disturbing, I tell ya!
    Correct. We chose to use our outstanding tickets.
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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by Onion Eater View Post
    Let me know when you have a working model.

    Found one! This Happens When You Ask God if Wormholes Exist [Cartoon]
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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by independent_thinker2002 View Post
    I'll probably be in the minority, but I'll say friendly. Anyone who can travel that far probably has figured out how to coexist peacefully.

    That and egoftib keeps up relations by smoking ragweed or some chit.
    Or they've gained the means to do so by conquesting others and building an empire.

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    Re: Will aliens be friendly or hostile?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dezaad View Post

    The most likely thing to happen will be that they consider us uninteresting and completely ignore us.
    Probably not. Based on our own experience, the most likely reason an advanced civilization would first travel to our solar system is for scientific exploration. Since planets with life are presumably few and far between, the earth and its lifeforms would probably be highly interesting to them, if only from a laboratory perspective. That doesn't mean they'd want to 'make friends' or see us as anything more than lab specimens. But I do think they'd examine us in great detail.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dezaad View Post
    The second most likely thing is that they will consider us or our planet a natural resource of some kind and will take possession of whatever they need.
    It's unlikely that a civilization so advanced that it can accomplish interstellar travel would come here because it had 'run out' of food or oil or hydrogen or plutonium or arable soil. It's unlikely that such a civilization would require our solar system or our planet for 'natural resources.' There would no doubt be plenty of sources of natural resources to be found much nearer to their home planet. And I've got to assume that the reliance on consumption of 'natural resources' will be a problem that such an advanced civilization may well have overcome anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dezaad View Post
    The third and least most likely thing will be that they find us interesting after all, will respect our life and become benevolent friends.
    There's really so much speculation involved in this that it's hard to say one way or the other. We can imagine a civilization so advanced that they would have difficulty 'communicating' with us at all in any way that they would find meaningful. Much as we lack the ability to communicate with the great apes except by teaching them the most rudimentary language skills using visual aids. We tend to view our communication with the great apes as something less than profound. I think the aliens might feel the same about communication with us.

    But for some reason I'm now reminded of that old saying... "A dog is man's best friend!"


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