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new Axe Temptation seems to think you do. The first chocolate smelling body spray. Brought to us by the only company classy enough for such a monstrosity, Axe.

I'm not sure what's better, how ****ing stupid the idea is, or how sexist it is.

I can just picture the design process, at Tappa Kegga Brew, the Axe design laboratories and "total party mansion, bro".

Chet "Donkey Punch" Wertford III: "Bro, bitches totally like chocolate."
Blake "Ripcord" Vanderhoff: "Yeah, sweet bro, lets make chocolate spray."

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And why does your tone suggest that you do not care about children?

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

talloulou

I love chocolate. Love It!

But I don't want my man smelling like chocolate. I prefer woodsy smells.

EgoffTib

Sexist? It seems like they're appealing to something women like.

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Arcana XV

To whom it may concern:

If you wear this crap, don't even think about asking me out. In fact, don't even come near me.

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TacticalEvilDan

You know what would be much better?

Someone who smelled like chocolate because it had been drizzled all ove them.

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talloulou

I've met lots of men who love vanilla scents. But women, in general, don't really want our men smelling like food. The whole attraction to food smells is definitely a man thing.

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I used to work at a sex shop and we sold all kinds of body food ****, I always thought "If you can't blow me unless my cock tastes like chocolate, then I really don't want to be having sex with you".

Summerwind

NCFY, now you put another whole dimension to the question. A man smelling like chocolate in a general way, no way. But, to have his smelly ol' dick enhanced a bit before a BJ, well, perhaps. I'll let you know if I ever give up my celibacy.

Arcana XV

Soap and water.

Just saying...

Summerwind

Perhaps, but if not rinsed well enough, soap is quite bitter. Like I said, it puts a different perspective on it. But if I felt that a dick needed a dressing, I'd probably pick actual chocolate sauce or whipped cream and not a perfume of such smell.

I can't give head anyway, sharp teeth, small mouth, very small neck/throat. Not a pretty state of affairs for a BJ. But I used to give a killer two handed, double breasted HJ. Ahhh, the memories of the power I used to wield with those. . .