View Poll Results: Does Jesus talk to you?

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  • Yes, I hear the voice of god.

    6 9.23%
  • Yes, in the form of signs, dreams, etc., but no voices.

    6 9.23%
  • Maybe, I'm not sure.

    5 7.69%
  • No, I've never experienced this.

    39 60.00%
  • Other (Please Explain).

    9 13.85%
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    I guess I just don't see what the big deal is. A lot of people believe extremely irrational things. If someone believes that Jesus talks to them, then good for them. If someone want to believe that god is really a purple Aardvark named Susie Q who speaks only in pig latin, good for them as well. Who cares? As long as someone doesn't try to enlist me into their religion or think that my beliefs aren't sufficient I have no problem with them. I can see where the arrogance and superiority comes from when it comes to Christians because they subscribe to a "my way or the highway" ideology. I don't understand why it would come from Atheists at all. I realize that most Atheists could care less, but there are a lot of them out there who can't stand the fact that people would believe in a God and think that he/she/it talks to them. I don't understand why it would bother them so much.

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    I fixed that so Usiesay Qay would understand it.
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    I talked with Jesus one day. He was my customer service rep at Dell. He not only fixed my pc problem, but explained the mysteries of the universe. And, I signed up to receive a set of Jesus steak knives by RONCO. They slice the holy hell out of just about anything.


    Oh, and as a kid, I thought I was Jesus for the longest time. Everytime I would slam the screen door at home, my dad would yell out "Jesus Christ"!
    It matters not how strait the gate,
    How charged with punishments the scroll,
    I am the master of my fate:
    I am the captain of my soul.

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by quatrotritikali View Post
    I talked with Jesus one day. He was my customer service rep at Dell. He not only fixed my pc problem, but explained the mysteries of the universe. And, I signed up to receive a set of Jesus steak knives by RONCO. They slice the holy hell out of just about anything.


    Oh, and as a kid, I thought I was Jesus for the longest time. Everytime I would slam the screen door at home, my dad would yell out "Jesus Christ"!
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    This thread is nothing more than a chance to slam Christianity.
    "He who does not think himself worth saving from poverty and ignorance by his own efforts, will hardly be thought worth the efforts of anybody else." -- Frederick Douglass, Self-Made Men (1872)

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    This thread is nothing more than a chance to slam Christianity.
    Naw, ya think?


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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    If I slam Democrats, I get a warning but if someone slams Christians they get.....nothing. Makes perfect sense.
    "He who does not think himself worth saving from poverty and ignorance by his own efforts, will hardly be thought worth the efforts of anybody else." -- Frederick Douglass, Self-Made Men (1872)

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by American View Post
    This thread is nothing more than a chance to slam Christianity.
    It should be slammed.. The principles and teachings of the new testament goes against all what the old testament stands for. For example the ten commandments which should be central to everyones personal moral. Christianity has brought nothing but misery, Jesus freaks are crazy...

    The proverbs of the old testament is for sure the best piece of text I have ever read. I have never before or never since learned so much in so few pages.
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus Zeebra View Post
    For example the ten commandments which should be central to everyones personal moral.
    Four out of the ten are irrelevant unless you worship the Jewish god. The prohibition on "killing" or "murder"-- depending on translation-- is either so broadly-worded as to be useless or is a truism.

    A man could do worse for his personal morals than Jewish law, but the Ten Commandments ain't much good without the rest of it.

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