View Poll Results: Does Jesus talk to you?

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  • Yes, I hear the voice of god.

    6 9.23%
  • Yes, in the form of signs, dreams, etc., but no voices.

    6 9.23%
  • Maybe, I'm not sure.

    5 7.69%
  • No, I've never experienced this.

    39 60.00%
  • Other (Please Explain).

    9 13.85%
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    Jesus once told me that being crucified is a ****ty way to spend an Easter.
    You know what Jesus's last words were, right?





















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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Imagine my surprise to find, after having not logged into DP for two months, that a thread I created almost a year ago is on the front page.

    Way to necro a thread, 1069, lol.

    Btw, almost one year later, my former roommate's little half-sister is just as nuts (or in touch with her savior, whichever you believe) as she was when I posted this.

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainCourtesy View Post
    It depends on perspective and context. I am not a Christian. If someone says that Jesus speaks to them, I would want context. If they say that they hear Jesus' voice as clear as they hear a friend's voice, I would be concerned for their mental health.
    Do you believe that your god could not speak to people thus, if he so chose? Or is it that you believe that neither he, nor any other god, would ever choose to do so?

    I have felt the presence of the gods many times, as you say, in the tales of their deeds and in the words of Odin, even filtered as they were through many human hands. But I have also, on a handful of occasions, felt their presence much more clearly and directly than that, and once I would say that I was spoken to exactly as you have described-- as clearly as if he were standing right next to me.

    I know that my mental health stands to be questioned even on the best of days, but I don't dare dismiss the experience as a trick of bad brain chemistry. It was one of the most influential experiences of my life.
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Korimyr the Rat View Post
    Do you believe that your god could not speak to people thus, if he so chose? Or is it that you believe that neither he, nor any other god, would ever choose to do so?
    Dont we all have an "inner voice"?

    Believing that that is Jesus rather than God is quite absurd.
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus Zeebra View Post
    Dont we all have an "inner voice"?

    Believing that that is Jesus rather than God is quite absurd.
    Believing it's God or Jesus is rather absurd.
    It's you.
    You can make it say whatever you want, including things that I presume God or Jesus would never get inside your head and say.

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    Believing it's God or Jesus is rather absurd.
    It's you.
    You can make it say whatever you want, including things that I presume God or Jesus would never get inside your head and say.
    Often the inner voice is quite contrary to myself..
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cephus View Post
    People who think Jesus talks to them are bat**** insane. 'nuff said.
    I love the fact that aps and Bones gave you thanks for this idiotic statement.
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    rolleyes Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    Believing it's God or Jesus is rather absurd.
    It's you.
    You can make it say whatever you want, including things that I presume God or Jesus would never get inside your head and say.
    It's amazing how certain you are about everything religious? You'd better hope that you're correct, because if you're not......
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Curious George View Post
    Imagine my surprise to find, after having not logged into DP for two months, that a thread I created almost a year ago is on the front page.

    Way to necro a thread, 1069, lol.

    Btw, almost one year later, my former roommate's little half-sister is just as nuts (or in touch with her savior, whichever you believe) as she was when I posted this.
    Maybe the devil in her brain spoke to her.
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Jesus and I just had a conversation the other day about the best way to liven up a wedding in Cana. I say you tell jokes, he says you should turn water into wine.

    When I told him I can't do that, he just laughed his ass off and called me a "loser little pussy-man".

    Jesus may be able to do a lot of things, but he's got a mean sense of humor.
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