View Poll Results: Does Jesus talk to you?

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  • Yes, I hear the voice of god.

    6 9.23%
  • Yes, in the form of signs, dreams, etc., but no voices.

    6 9.23%
  • Maybe, I'm not sure.

    5 7.69%
  • No, I've never experienced this.

    39 60.00%
  • Other (Please Explain).

    9 13.85%
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by tecoyah View Post
    I wasn't joking though
    Turtledude was, though.
    I was talking about his joke: Jesus the parking lot attendant. It was the same as Hatuey's joke about Jesus who sells him burritos.
    Haha. Some mexican guys are named Jesus. *zing!*

    Ahem... moving right along, then.

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    silly polls demand silly responses
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Does Jesus talk to you?
    He tells me to burn things.

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Jesus and God is not the same thing......... one option is "yes, I have heard the voice of God"..
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Yeah, He said Muchas Gracias Senor when I tipped him 5 bucks for parking my lexus at the hotel a couple months back.
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    Yeah, He said Muchas Gracias Senor when I tipped him 5 bucks for parking my lexus at the hotel a couple months back.



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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    yeah my bad-I forgot I responded to this-what was it-11 months ago. WTH did someone drag this dog up again
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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    When I was a child, I absolutely loved Jesus and church and the Bible stories too. I wasn't mature or able to speak like an adult, but I had an extremely sharp photographic memory and was able to read when I was 4. My memory faded at about 14.

    Anyway it does sound like Jesus is her invisible friend which is cool. As for the adults are you sure they say they hear Jesus's voice literally? Sometimes people will say Jesus "led them" or "put in their heart" something, but they aren't talking about a voice, they are talking about the Holy Spirit. You should ask them.

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Quote Originally Posted by 1069 View Post
    He tells me to burn things.
    Crosses?

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    Re: Does Jesus talk to you?

    Jesus talks to me alot....in the bible.
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