I need some assistance

....and I thank you in advance.

I have been warned, chastised, thread-banned, and (in general) had my pee-pee whacked by the moderators many times in the past few weeks and days.
It appears that my posting style is offensive to many of you.

And I get that, don't get me wrong.
The brutally-honest truth can be hard for many internet web-forum denizens to handle.

But I am a fair, objective, and even-handed gentleman, and I am willing to admit that I occasionally-need a front-end alignment.
A re-adjustment of my perspectives.
A standardization gut-check of my choice of posting vowels, consonants, adjectives, adverbs, and dangling participles.

So here it is;
Would you prefer a kinder-gentler, more-politically-correct Sparky2?
Our would you prefer that I just be me?

Me, as in, the guy who, whenever a lady asks, "Do these jeans make my a$$ look big?", I respond, invariably,
"Hell YES. Those jeans make your a$$ look huge. Do you have any other garments in your closet that are more blousey, loose, and accommodating?"

Or would you rather that I meekly demure, and respond, "Uh, oh, uh, heck no, Madge. Those jeans look terrific on you. Really."

I respect and admire the Admins and Moderators on this web-forum.
I have gone on record many times as saying that they are among the best I have ever encountered on the internet.
They keep things on an even-keel, they allow for a lot of give and take, and they generally only step in when there are egregious offenses at play.

But still;
I really do not feel as though I am that bad of a fellow.

If I tell you that you need to seek medical or psychological help, I really do mean it.
And I care about you and your health and your emotional well-being.

Whenever I advise that you check with your mommy before posting things on the internet, (using her computer while she is out turning tricks on the nearest street corner), that is a gesture of respect to your mother, may God bless her hard-working soul.

Anyway.
Please answer the survey questions.
This will help me to gauge whether or not I need to modify my posting behaviors.
And it may just well send a message to the (fair, wonderful, and good-intentioned) Admins and Moderators that they just might need to take it easy on me.

Thanks in advance!!
:shock::roll::3oops:

Sparky2 said:

....and I thank you in advance.

I have been warned, chastised, thread-banned, and (in general) had my pee-pee whacked by the moderators many times in the past few weeks and days.
It appears that my posting style is offensive to many of you.

And I get that, don't get me wrong.
The brutally-honest truth can be hard for many internet web-forum denizens to handle.

But I am a fair, objective, and even-handed gentleman, and I am willing to admit that I occasionally-need a front-end alignment.
A re-adjustment of my perspectives.
A standardization gut-check of my choice of posting vowels, consonants, adjectives, adverbs, and dangling participles.

So here it is;
Would you prefer a kinder-gentler, more-politically-correct Sparky2?
Our would you prefer that I just be me?

Me, as in, the guy who, whenever a lady asks, "Do these jeans make my a$$ look big?", I respond, invariably,
"Hell YES. Those jeans make your a$$ look huge. Do you have any other garments in your closet that are more blousey, loose, and accommodating?"

Or would you rather that I meekly demure, and respond, "Uh, oh, uh, heck no, Madge. Those jeans look terrific on you. Really."

I respect and admire the Admins and Moderators on this web-forum.
I have gone on record many times as saying that they are among the best I have ever encountered on the internet.
They keep things on an even-keel, they allow for a lot of give and take, and they generally only step in when there are egregious offenses at play.

But still;
I really do not feel as though I am that bad of a fellow.

If I tell you that you need to seek medical or psychological help, I really do mean it.
And I care about you and your health and your emotional well-being.

Whenever I advise that you check with your mommy before posting things on the internet, (using her computer while she is out turning tricks on the nearest street corner), that is a gesture of respect to your mother, may God bless her hard-working soul.

Anyway.
Please answer the survey questions.
This will help me to gauge whether or not I need to modify my posting behaviors.
And it may just well send a message to the (fair, wonderful, and good-intentioned) Admins and Moderators that they just might need to take it easy on me.

Thanks in advance!!
:shock::roll::3oops:


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You want advice? Here it is...

Don't be an asshole. If you can't resist being an asshole, keep it confined to the basement.

Who's Sparky2?

P.S.

This thread would have been much more appropriate in the Self Help/Advice forum. Posting it here could give the impression that you're just attention whoring... not that you'd ever do that.

Should be in the basement.

To be fair, this IS the Poll Forum.

Just saying.....

Sparky2 said:

To be fair, this IS the Poll Forum.

Just saying.....

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To be fair you are noting Mods actions and such. Also from what i see this is a personal issue and this is not the appropriate thread for such discussion. In the BM you can bring more info forwards as much is lacking.

Just saying is all.

Sparky2 said:

....and I thank you in advance.

I have been warned, chastised, thread-banned, and (in general) had my pee-pee whacked by the moderators many times in the past few weeks and days.
It appears that my posting style is offensive to many of you.

And I get that, don't get me wrong.
The brutally-honest truth can be hard for many internet web-forum denizens to handle.

But I am a fair, objective, and even-handed gentleman, and I am willing to admit that I occasionally-need a front-end alignment.
A re-adjustment of my perspectives.
A standardization gut-check of my choice of posting vowels, consonants, adjectives, adverbs, and dangling participles.

So here it is;
Would you prefer a kinder-gentler, more-politically-correct Sparky2?
Our would you prefer that I just be me?

Me, as in, the guy who, whenever a lady asks, "Do these jeans make my a$$ look big?", I respond, invariably,
"Hell YES. Those jeans make your a$$ look huge. Do you have any other garments in your closet that are more blousey, loose, and accommodating?"

Or would you rather that I meekly demure, and respond, "Uh, oh, uh, heck no, Madge. Those jeans look terrific on you. Really."

I respect and admire the Admins and Moderators on this web-forum.
I have gone on record many times as saying that they are among the best I have ever encountered on the internet.
They keep things on an even-keel, they allow for a lot of give and take, and they generally only step in when there are egregious offenses at play.

But still;
I really do not feel as though I am that bad of a fellow.

If I tell you that you need to seek medical or psychological help, I really do mean it.
And I care about you and your health and your emotional well-being.

Whenever I advise that you check with your mommy before posting things on the internet, (using her computer while she is out turning tricks on the nearest street corner), that is a gesture of respect to your mother, may God bless her hard-working soul.

Anyway.
Please answer the survey questions.
This will help me to gauge whether or not I need to modify my posting behaviors.
And it may just well send a message to the (fair, wonderful, and good-intentioned) Admins and Moderators that they just might need to take it easy on me.

Thanks in advance!!
:shock::roll::3oops:


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There's a place for this kind of stuff, y'know.

TheGoverness said:

There's a place for this kind of stuff, y'know.

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I think its in my cats litter box.

This is great feedback, guys and gals.
And I thank you already.

Clearly I have offended you so badly that your knickers are in an exceptionally-tight twist.
And the thread is barely 12 minutes old!

There just might be a message in there for all of us.

:lol::2razz:

TheGoverness said:

There's a place for this kind of stuff, y'know.

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I think its in my cats litter box.

Sparky2 said:

This is great feedback, guys and gals.
And I thank you already.

Clearly I have offended you so badly that your knickers are in a tight twist.
And the thread is barely 12 minutes old!

There just might be a message in there for all of us.

:lol::2razz:

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Who in here is offended? Certainly not me.

Hari Seldon said:

I think its in my cats litter box.

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Water and rice,

Oops, looks like you posted it twice! :lol:

I forgive you, Hari.

That is just the kind of gentle, understanding fellow I am.

:2wave:

TheGoverness said:

Water and rice,

Oops, looks like you posted it twice! :lol:

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Yea a bit of trouble with the computer. Wouldn't let me post and then said I needed to wait 11 seconds. Perfect for this thread.

Sparky2 said:

I forgive you, Hari.

That is just the kind of gentle, understanding fellow I am.

:2wave:

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You don't know how much that means to me. Who are you again?

Hari Seldon said:

You don't know how much that means to me. Who are you again?

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I'm the Original Poster.
Sparky2.

Huge science fiction fan.
Writer.
Musician.

Prickly barb in the side of some posters in the Political Forums.
So much to the point that I find myself just one or two violations away from being strung-up and eviscerated by the good and true owners of this web forum.

Thus the thread, kind sir.

If by change you mean stop posting entirely then yes.

Sparky2 said:

....and I thank you in advance.

I have been warned, chastised, thread-banned, and (in general) had my pee-pee whacked by the moderators many times in the past few weeks and days.
It appears that my posting style is offensive to many of you.

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I get three infraction points a year. Methinks you need to calm down and stop being a drama queen. No this thread does not help.

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Welcome to the weekend everybody :2wave:

ModerateGOP said:

I get three infraction points a year. Methinks you need to calm down and stop being a drama queen. No this thread does not help.
Welcome to the weekend everybody :2wave:

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There is no drama, good sir.
And I'm not queen.

What's wrong with endeavoring a journey of objective self-discovery?

I did not post anything in the vein of 'woe is me'.

Rather, I requested your feedback in order that I might re-adjust my thought processes and posting style on this particular web-site.
That is all.

And I appreciate your celebration of the start of this wonderful weekend.
It's off to a good start already, or so it would appear.

:lol: