Sparky2
Well-known member
- Joined
- Jun 18, 2016
- Messages
- 785
- Reaction score
- 407
- Location
- Northern Alabama
- Gender
- Male
- Political Leaning
- Other
....and I thank you in advance.
I have been warned, chastised, thread-banned, and (in general) had my pee-pee whacked by the moderators many times in the past few weeks and days.
It appears that my posting style is offensive to many of you.
And I get that, don't get me wrong.
The brutally-honest truth can be hard for many internet web-forum denizens to handle.
But I am a fair, objective, and even-handed gentleman, and I am willing to admit that I occasionally-need a front-end alignment.
A re-adjustment of my perspectives.
A standardization gut-check of my choice of posting vowels, consonants, adjectives, adverbs, and dangling participles.
So here it is;
Would you prefer a kinder-gentler, more-politically-correct Sparky2?
Our would you prefer that I just be me?
Me, as in, the guy who, whenever a lady asks, "Do these jeans make my a$$ look big?", I respond, invariably,
"Hell YES. Those jeans make your a$$ look huge. Do you have any other garments in your closet that are more blousey, loose, and accommodating?"
Or would you rather that I meekly demure, and respond, "Uh, oh, uh, heck no, Madge. Those jeans look terrific on you. Really."
I respect and admire the Admins and Moderators on this web-forum.
I have gone on record many times as saying that they are among the best I have ever encountered on the internet.
They keep things on an even-keel, they allow for a lot of give and take, and they generally only step in when there are egregious offenses at play.
But still;
I really do not feel as though I am that bad of a fellow.
If I tell you that you need to seek medical or psychological help, I really do mean it.
And I care about you and your health and your emotional well-being.
Whenever I advise that you check with your mommy before posting things on the internet, (using her computer while she is out turning tricks on the nearest street corner), that is a gesture of respect to your mother, may God bless her hard-working soul.
Anyway.
Please answer the survey questions.
This will help me to gauge whether or not I need to modify my posting behaviors.
And it may just well send a message to the (fair, wonderful, and good-intentioned) Admins and Moderators that they just might need to take it easy on me.
Thanks in advance!!
:shock::roll::3oops:
I have been warned, chastised, thread-banned, and (in general) had my pee-pee whacked by the moderators many times in the past few weeks and days.
It appears that my posting style is offensive to many of you.
And I get that, don't get me wrong.
The brutally-honest truth can be hard for many internet web-forum denizens to handle.
But I am a fair, objective, and even-handed gentleman, and I am willing to admit that I occasionally-need a front-end alignment.
A re-adjustment of my perspectives.
A standardization gut-check of my choice of posting vowels, consonants, adjectives, adverbs, and dangling participles.
So here it is;
Would you prefer a kinder-gentler, more-politically-correct Sparky2?
Our would you prefer that I just be me?
Me, as in, the guy who, whenever a lady asks, "Do these jeans make my a$$ look big?", I respond, invariably,
"Hell YES. Those jeans make your a$$ look huge. Do you have any other garments in your closet that are more blousey, loose, and accommodating?"
Or would you rather that I meekly demure, and respond, "Uh, oh, uh, heck no, Madge. Those jeans look terrific on you. Really."
I respect and admire the Admins and Moderators on this web-forum.
I have gone on record many times as saying that they are among the best I have ever encountered on the internet.
They keep things on an even-keel, they allow for a lot of give and take, and they generally only step in when there are egregious offenses at play.
But still;
I really do not feel as though I am that bad of a fellow.
If I tell you that you need to seek medical or psychological help, I really do mean it.
And I care about you and your health and your emotional well-being.
Whenever I advise that you check with your mommy before posting things on the internet, (using her computer while she is out turning tricks on the nearest street corner), that is a gesture of respect to your mother, may God bless her hard-working soul.
Anyway.
Please answer the survey questions.
This will help me to gauge whether or not I need to modify my posting behaviors.
And it may just well send a message to the (fair, wonderful, and good-intentioned) Admins and Moderators that they just might need to take it easy on me.
Thanks in advance!!
:shock::roll::3oops:
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