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  • Ben Carson

    1 7.69%
  • Chris Cristie

    2 15.38%
  • Rand Paul

    3 23.08%
  • Lindsey Graham

    0 0%
  • Ted Cruz

    0 0%
  • Rick Santorum

    1 7.69%
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Thread: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

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    For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Following a devastating pep rally that killed 16 walruses, injured five people, and left six more with a bad case of indigestion, you have been forced to select a Republican candidate to run for President.

    In all seriousness, I thought this would be an interesting idea. Simply put, if you're a liberal and/or democrat, and you had (emphasis on had, don't give me no "Oh I would rather not vote" bull****) to pick a Republican Candidate, whom would it be?
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    Re: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jredbaron96 View Post
    Following a devastating pep rally that killed 16 walruses, injured five people, and left six more with a bad case of indigestion, you have been forced to select a Republican candidate to run for President.

    In all seriousness, I thought this would be an interesting idea. Simply put, if you're a liberal and/or democrat, and you had (emphasis on had, don't give me no "Oh I would rather not vote" bull****) to pick a Republican Candidate, whom would it be?
    First off, I hate questions like this, since why would I pick a republican candidate to vote for when none running share my beliefs. There is a reason we have more than one party. However, I will play this somewhat straight for you, just because there is one of the candidates I have more respect for, one who, very rarely but that is still more than the other ones, says something that resonates with me, such as the quote in my sig.
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    Re: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    First off, I hate questions like this, since why would I pick a republican candidate to vote for when none running share my beliefs. There is a reason we have more than one party. However, I will play this somewhat straight for you, just because there is one of the candidates I have more respect for, one who, very rarely but that is still more than the other ones, says something that resonates with me, such as the quote in my sig.
    Play along, we did in the other thread.
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    Re: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Quote Originally Posted by OrphanSlug View Post
    Play along, we did in the other thread.
    I did. I referenced the guy in my sig. Read the quote, it is ****ing awesome.
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    Re: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    I did. I referenced the guy in my sig. Read the quote, it is ****ing awesome.
    True enough, Lindsey Graham does provide entertainment.
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    Re: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jredbaron96 View Post
    Following a devastating pep rally that killed 16 walruses, injured five people, and left six more with a bad case of indigestion, you have been forced to select a Republican candidate to run for President.

    In all seriousness, I thought this would be an interesting idea. Simply put, if you're a liberal and/or democrat, and you had (emphasis on had, don't give me no "Oh I would rather not vote" bull****) to pick a Republican Candidate, whom would it be?
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    Re: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    FHowever, I will play this somewhat straight for you,
    Aw, I <3 you too.
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    Re: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Aw heck, if I had to vote for one of them, I'd vote for Chris Christie, simply because he had the balls to shut down a bridge because he was pissed at somebody. No use having all that power if you aren't going to use it for bad every now and again. (joking, joking, don't get your panties in a wad)

    Also, because he's chubby and reminds me of Jon Favreau and I love Jon Favreau.
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    Re: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Gun to my head, Rand Paul. Absolutely nobody else.
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    Re: For Liberals/Democrats: If you had to vote Republican...

    Rick Santorum ftw.

    Or write in Palin.
    I pledge allegiance to Donald John Trump, the President of the USA, and to the comb-over, for which he stands, orange skinned, pussy grabbing, one wall insurmountable, under GOP, with misogyny and debauchery for all.

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