April Fool's Day is the one day of the year
that people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.
The truth is that I really don't believe that you believe this, because that's sure not how you behave here. You're simply trying to justify why you think the OP should continually apologize and cater to this lady's feelings while making it seem like you're really not and that you really don't want the OP kicked around.
“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.”
― Stephen R. Covey