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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by MildSteel View Post
    LOL!

    I'll tell you a true story. I have a nine year old son. I was with him at the mall a little while ago. This white blonde in a red mini dress with red shoes gets on the elevator with us. My son immediately goes "Nice eyelashes you got there." The lady smiled and said "You are so sweet." My son then went, "So what is your name?" The lady turned red as her dress while smiling! I then told my son, "OK son, that's enough." My son then goes, "Why are you stopping me from talking to her? I want to go with her!" I am not kidding!!!
    lol You must be a proud Papa. Way to go Jr.

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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by pinqy View Post
    When my son was about two, he wanted baby dolls. I really disliked that the ones we could find were "little mommy" brand. He also had a play kitchen and a play shopping cart.

    Despite the expectations of those who told my wife it was horrible we let him play with these.....his penis did not, in fact, fall off.
    I don't think the concern people have is his penis falling off. I think they are worried about him acquiring extra penises.
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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by kjwins View Post
    lol You must be a proud Papa. Way to go Jr.
    It actually pained me a bit to stop him. It was obvious he could not help that. I just didn't want to embarrass the lady.

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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Thorgasm View Post
    I would.
    As would I. Kids should be allowed to play with whatever toy they want to play with.

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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    I do remember drawing hair on my sisters Barbies. Still like that today.

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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Thorgasm View Post
    htfu?
    Harden The **** Up.

    As defined by the Urban Dictionary:

    htfu
    Harden The **** Up

    Used to tell a weak person or persons that they have become far too weak, and to prevent further embarrassment to the human race, they must Harden The **** Up.

    1. I see that you are on the side of the road with a flat tire. What, you, a fully grown man can't change a tire yourself, and you're waiting for a tow truck? HTFU!

    2. "This is Michael. He can't go on a family holiday without bringing his portable gaming console. HTFU, Michael!"
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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    All my son cares about is dinosaurs, sharks, lions, anything with a big mouth that bites. He loves looking at youtube videos with dinosaurs biting each other, especially the bloody ones. He also likes building far out structures with legos. He is actually very creative at that. If I gave him a Barbie we would probably simulate a fight with one of his dinosaurs where the T Rex bites her head off. That's my son.

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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by MildSteel View Post
    All my son cares about is dinosaurs, sharks, lions, anything with a big mouth that bites. He loves looking at youtube videos with dinosaurs biting each other, especially the bloody ones. He also likes building far out structures with legos. He is actually very creative at that. If I gave him a Barbie we would probably simulate a fight with one of his dinosaurs where the T Rex bites her head off. That's my son.
    One of my neices used to used to drop kick her Barbie doll.
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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Thorgasm View Post
    Are you afraid he would shove it up his butt?
    No. I am afraid he would shove it up yours.
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    Re: If your son asked you to buy him a Barbie doll, would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Black Dog View Post
    No. I am afraid he would shove it up yours.
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