"A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt
Keep your religion out of other people's marriages.
"Progressives aren't really progressive. They're regressive, all the way back to Sodom and Gomorrah." - author unknown
And the only reason they don't use "fag" in that context upstairs is they might get suspended. Doubtful, given it didn't happen to the asshole who messaged me, but you never know