Lady Gaga/Nikki Minaj 2016
Because you know we're all about our base, 'bout our base, no rebels...
Illinois (after I move of course)
Early voting in Georgia. On the 20th of October this old Goldwater conservative voted against both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton by casting my vote for Gary Johnson. Neither Trump or Clinton belong within a million miles of the Oval Office.
California has the same population and somewhat smaller GDP than Canada.
Please kick her out. They will immediately vote to join Canada, who will then kick out all the illegals and their families, bring in universal health care, and likely shut down wind farms, as one or two of our hydro generators will do the job. We will, of course, take everyone's guns away and replace them with the sheet music for Kumbaya.
We will then send in fifth columns to Oregon, Washington, and Alaska. Once successful, Canada will have complete control of shipping off the West Coast save the relatively undeveloped west coast of Mexico, and we will control 90% of the resources of the continent. We will also have complete sovereignty of the North and will have increased the population by two and a bit, doubled the economy, taken control of the world's softwood and high tech industries along with having control of every Asian built auto shipped into North America. We will also have added two more NHL teams and complete control of the motion picture industry.
They will have universal medical care, really, really fabulous drinking water and really, really cool colored money made out of plastic that does not fold, fade or even decompose.
We will be gentle.
Please hurry this up, I look forward to sun tanning in San Diego without having to have crossed a border.
"Small people talk about people, average people talk about events, great people talk about ideas" Eleanor Roosevelt