Last edited by doniston; 10-05-14 at 05:23 PM.
What I dont believe in-is the unearned virtue of advocating forcibly taking from some to give to others for votes. In fact I loath it, and thats what the left has done to this state. Many have already left because of this, the sea change is hard to fight.
Maybe I will move to the Nevada side of Tahoe so I can flash my guns and cash at the subjects that live on this side.
I could live without the entire deep south. Get rid of 'em all in a block.
Apart from swapping "forest" for "desert" my statement would've been true for Northern California too.
Here's California's population. It doesn't look like we're rats fleeing a sinking ship. Clearly some people must like what's here for it to be continued growth...
I would prefer to keep all of our states, but these are my top picks for who would leave:
California; the tectonic plates are taking too long to break it off physically, so we might as well do it politically.
Hawaii; immediately after exiling them, I would invade and turn the entire island chain into a single massive military base/macadamia nut plantation for the purposes of launching a massive (and proactive)assault on North Korea and artificially lowering the price of my favorite kind of cookie.
Georgia; but only if we get to keep all the military bases and personnel stationed here. That way, when America eventually collapses under the weight of its own central government, we can invade neighboring states in order to launch a massive terraforming project that would leave even more room for the massive macadamia nut plantations that have haunted my dreams for as long as I can remember. God I love macadamia nuts.
South Dakota; we then place an embargo on them, which will only be lifted if they agree to return to the union as an add-on to North Dakota, which will from then on be known simply as Dakota.
North Dakota; but only if they didn't want to be combined with South Dakota.
Virginia; similar to my plans for South Dakota, as it will be embargoed until it agrees to join with West Virginia into the singule state of East Virginia. By the way, I want Arizona's name to be changed to East Virginia. All states between the two will be unified into a single state of Central Virginia.
New Jersey; I doubt this requires much explanation.
New York; it will be turned into a giant monument to the lives lost when a rogue madman named Jesse Booth got his hands on crystal meth and the nuclear launch codes. At the same time as each other, this time.
...By the way, all of these will be part of my domestic policy, and eventually my foreign policy, when I run for President in 2034. Don't vote for me, for the love of all that is sacred - it simply isn't worth it, even if you do think it'd be a funny use for your vote, like voting for Vermin Supreme! Who definitely isn't me in disguise.
Liberalismódividing up the EARNED wealth of honest, hard working and ingenious AMERICANS and giving it to the leeches who would rather waste their worthless lives living off the government teat.