The other day Helix posted a few very funny colloquialisms that his GF's grandpa used to describe things. I remembered quite a few myself that I have heard over the years, and thought it might be interesting and fun to hear some that others remember old-timers saying. Different regions of the country expressed their thoughts in unique ways!
I remember my late mother-in-law stating "I may have been born yesterday, but watch out because I lived all day long." Also, "That girl was homely as sin, but she was kind, [B]bless her heart!" Everyone nodded in agreement. from North Carolina