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    Is this story for real?

    Horner: “Because I was white, Obama would force me to listen to Diana Ross full volume, every day, at all hours of the night. It was horrible, I never got any sleep. This is one of the main reasons I finally had to quit.” -

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    I say no.
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    Re: Is this story for real?

    Yes, but the lamestream media will never cover it.

    Wake up America!

    It's a satirical website BTW
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    Re: Is this story for real?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    Horner: “Because I was white, Obama would force me to listen to Diana Ross full volume, every day, at all hours of the night. It was horrible, I never got any sleep. This is one of the main reasons I finally had to quit.” -

    See more at: Secret Service Agent Says Obama Is Gay & Muslim - National Report | National Report



    I say no.
    I also say no. Who doesn't like Diana Ross? Can't be real....
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    Re: Is this story for real?

    Uh, well, the National Report is a satirical website, so...

    Still, the imagery was rather hilarious.

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    Re: Is this story for real?

    The comment section is the best.

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    Re: Is this story for real?

    Having to listen to Diana Ross would be my personal hell. Give me Otis Redding any day.

    Diana Ross. Sheesh, those damn gay muslims have no taste.
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    Re: Is this story for real?

    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeAndMirrors View Post
    Uh, well, the National Report is a satirical website, so...

    Still, the imagery was rather hilarious.
    Came here to say this.

    This is kind of like when people take articles from The Onion seriously.
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    Re: Is this story for real?

    Are these the ones that did the Palin story about Flight 370 flying straight into Heaven?
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    Re: Is this story for real?

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    The comment section is the best.
    They actually believe this story. That is so scary.
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    Re: Is this story for real?

    This was my favorite part:

    Berman: What is one of the things readers will find the most shocking?

    Horner: “Probably the sheer amount of men he welcomed into his bed quarters. I am in no way homophobic, but Obama’s insatiable lust for homosexual liaisons is like nothing I’ve ever witnessed. We’re talking 20-30 partners in a single day.”
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