Other then the disabled, nobody needs door-to-door delivery any longer.
And if you live in the middle of nowhere and cannot get your mail without the Post Office...tough.
'What kind of sick and twisted toy factory is this?'
'We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, the best of us is washed away.'
"Better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool."
It is a federal crime to read my mail, apparently it isn't to read my email.
I see a modern sequel coming - The Postman Never Rings