Well according to recently unearthed scrolls, jesus can change his shape so everybody's right.
Shape-Shifting Jesus Described in Ancient Egyptian Text | Passion of Jesus & Easter | LiveScience
Beyond that, I am a democratic socialist -- I believe the working men and women of this world are the true unsung heroes of history, and our modern society is thankfully trying to look out for disadvantaged groups more than any time in history.
I am a member of the Labour Party. Of course, as with any party, I don't agree with every stance they have, but I support their combination of good liberal economic policy (liberal, note, not in the American use of the word) with progressive social policy and expansive foreign policy.
I am an atheist. It's readily apparent to me that religion is a human construct, and while I recognise the past usefulness of such a social-moral construct, I think that human science and law is a much better socio-moral system to base our societies on today.
Who are you?