View Poll Results: Was Jesus White?

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  • Yep, white as a Viking, despite being an Arab!

    8 20.00%
  • Yes, because Arabs are white, too. Have you ever actually looked at a Lebanese person?

    5 12.50%
  • No, he wasn't white, because Arabs aren't white, only European are white.

    27 67.50%
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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    White as in: pale ass mother****er from certain regions in Europe?

    There wasn't a single drop of European anything in the Bible. No one was white or there abouts. They didn't even know that, what was modern day Europe, even existed. It all takes place in select few areas of the Middle East.
    What's more, it all took place in roughly the same 1000 square mile area -- which is not a lot -- unless you count the vacations to Babylon and Egypt, the latter of which almost certainly never happened.

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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    Santa = anagram of Satan

    Santa = white

    Jesus != Satan

    Therefore Jesus != White

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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    White as in: pale ass mother****er from certain regions in Europe?

    There wasn't a single drop of European anything in the Bible. No one was white or there abouts. They didn't even know that, what was modern day Europe, even existed. It all takes place in select few areas of the Middle East.
    racist long?

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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    He was a Jew.

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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    "A person with these features and physical bearing would have looked very different from everyone else in the region where Jesus lived and ministered. Surely the authors of the Bible would have mentioned so stark a contrast. On the contrary, according to the Gospel of Matthew, when Jesus was arrested in the garden of Gethsemane before the Crucifixion, Judas Iscariot had to indicate to the soldiers whom Jesus was because they could not tell him apart from his disciples. "
    The Real Face Of Jesus - What Did Jesus Look Like? - Popular Mechanics

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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    Of course he was white. He must have been white, because they said so on Fox News. It's a verifiable fact!!!

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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    Quote Originally Posted by Aunt Spiker View Post
    White as in: pale ass mother****er from certain regions in Europe?
    Now that's not lady like! I thought you went to a white charm school!!

    Remember, you must keep up the proper feminist image!!!!

    BTW, just funning around with you. I honestly mean no offense.

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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    Quote Originally Posted by votemout View Post
    He was a Jew.
    Jews are pretty much just Arabs with a different religion. Ethnically speaking.

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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ad_Captandum View Post
    Just out of sheer, morbid curiosity at what you folks think.
    Judging by the pictures I've seen, he looked a lot like Conchita Wurst.

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    Re: Was Jesus White?

    this is obvious folks!

    Santa = anagram of Satan

    Santa = white

    Jesus != Satan

    Therefore Jesus != white

    duh


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