View Poll Results: Would you choose to live with no penis

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  • just shoot me

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  • life goes on

    28 56.00%
  • undecided

    6 12.00%
  • I wish I had no penis

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    Re: life without a penis

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    I guess that really is no comparison to writing your initials in the snow.
    When I was younger I could write my whole name.

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    Re: life without a penis

    No thanks. "Sticking appendages in warm holes" is something I'd rather not google.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by sawyerloggingon View Post
    I thought a thread about penis cancer would be for men only so I didn't label it as such. All you women who have chimed in with penis jokes are now on my Nixon style enemies list. I don't get mad I get even, be very afraid.

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    Fortunately penis cancer seems to be very rare. In 30 years in my profession, I have yet to see one case of it.
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    Fortunately penis cancer seems to be very rare. In 30 years in my profession, I have yet to see one case of it.
    Many years ago my wife's grand father had to have his removed. I think it started as some other type of cancer but somehow got into his penis. He didn't last long though.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by sawyerloggingon View Post
    There is a thread about penis cancer being on the rise and it made me wonder if I would choose to die or have my penis removed. In my younger years I would say die with no hesitation but in my 60s now I would have to think about it a while.
    When I first read the title of this thread I thought "Without a penis, how would men think?"
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by sawyerloggingon View Post
    I thought a thread about penis cancer would be for men only so I didn't label it as such. All you women who have chimed in with penis jokes are now on my Nixon style enemies list. I don't get mad I get even, be very afraid.

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    I'm sorry. I made the above comment before I read this. Please forgive me, Sawyerloggingon.
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    Re: life without a penis

    I imagine having your genitals amputated must cause an extreme amount of trauma and grief.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    Since I've never had one, I'd have to opt for living, since I wouldn't know what I was missing.
    I don't have one, but I have borrowed a few in my time. Just for a few hours at a time.
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    Re: life without a penis

    Eh.


    If it was die or say my fond farewells to Sgt Pepper...farewell Sgt Pepper.

    My penis just isn't THAT important to me.

    Now. REAL question.

    Would you JUST cut off your penis, or take out the balls, too? I'd have to do the entire package. Balls without a penis is just sad...
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Henrin View Post
    Considering that they use the penis in that surgery, I can't imagine how they would do it. You have to have puzzle pieces to complete a puzzle, and in this case, some of the pieces had cancer.
    OMG! there really is a surgery called an "adadicktome"?? I thought I had just made it up... say it slowly...
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