View Poll Results: Would you choose to live with no penis

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  • just shoot me

    15 30.00%
  • life goes on

    28 56.00%
  • undecided

    6 12.00%
  • I wish I had no penis

    1 2.00%
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Thread: life without a penis

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisL View Post
    Yes, but women like to have a penis, at least sometimes.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by loader View Post
    Lol! That's not what I had in mind.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Your Star View Post
    I have only one response. Multiple orgasms.
    I guess that really is no comparison to writing your initials in the snow.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by LowDown View Post
    I've got to say that it is shadenfreudalicious to see the rich and famous fucquewads on the coast suffering from the fires.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Middleground View Post
    For most men, losing their penis would result in losing most of their brain function, so yeah, it would be pretty bad.
    With some men I meet I wonder if their brain really is in their second head
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    Re: life without a penis

    I don't think I could make it without my penis. Who would wake me up in the morning? Who would make my decisions for me?

    This would be just too scary to even think about.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by sawyerloggingon View Post
    There is a thread about penis cancer being on the rise and it made me wonder if I would choose to die or have my penis removed. In my younger years I would say die with no hesitation but in my 60s now I would have to think about it a while.
    With all of the excrutiating treatments, the sickness from chemo, the huge emotional burden placed on the people close to me, and the legal crap I'd have to go through to square everything up, I think I'd be better off walking in front of a moving bus. I'd already be ****ed, no sense in making life even more difficult.
    I love the NSA. It's like having a secret fan-base you will never see, but they're there, watching everything you write and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that I may be some person's only form of unconstitutional entertainment one night.

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    Re: life without a penis

    I would end me with the help of my wife (A nurse with access to good drugs), who would likely be as upset as I am.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by joko104 View Post
    Some jokes about women having breast cancer would fit in right about here.
    It's like when a man gets hit in the balls it's "funny" . When a man gets his penis cut due to cancer of , ha ha. I don't get it either.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisL View Post
    Does this apply to females too? We have to go without penises?
    I thought a thread about penis cancer would be for men only so I didn't label it as such. All you women who have chimed in with penis jokes are now on my Nixon style enemies list. I don't get mad I get even, be very afraid.

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