View Poll Results: Would you choose to live with no penis

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  • I wish I had no penis

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Henrin View Post
    Considering that they use the penis in that surgery, I can't imagine how they would do it. You have to have puzzle pieces to complete a puzzle, and in this case, some of the pieces had cancer.
    really? how does that work? IOW, where did the "penis" come from to turn Chasity Bono into Chaz Bono?
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Gathomas88 View Post
    If all that's missing is the member, you'd think that he could still have kids. Is that by choice?
    Not sure. I suppose that would depend on the severity of the injury, which I have no idea on. Shotgun injury.
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by OscarB63 View Post
    really? how does that work? IOW, where did the "penis" come from to turn Chasity Bono into Chaz Bono?
    Sorry, I had the wrong surgery. Still, there would be a lack of tissue to complete the surgery and I can't imagine where they would make up the difference, or how they would make it worthwhile. In any event, that surgery relies on a pump to get it hard, and it's not really a penis.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Smeagol View Post
    Not sure. I suppose that would depend on the severity of the injury, which I have no idea on. Shotgun injury.
    Yeesh. Say no more.

    I was thinking that maybe it only effected the twig, rather than the berries. However, I somehow suspect that bird / buck shot probably isn't so discriminating.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by OscarB63 View Post
    really? how does that work? IOW, where did the "penis" come from to turn Chasity Bono into Chaz Bono?
    There's stuff they can do I think. My guess would be stretching skin to create an excess similar to the extra skin gastric bypass surgery patients have. Then transplanting it to the region (unless its all originating in that area) and possibly sewing in some sort of rigid tubing and covering it with the extra skin.
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    Re: life without a penis

    When I have yet to use it on others, I would have an extremely hard time choosing
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Proud South Korean View Post
    When I have yet to use it on others, I would have an extremely hard time choosing
    Don't fret, little buddy. You'll find a hot, young and willing asian chick before you know it.
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    Re: life without a penis

    My baby brother is a heart surgeon. back when he was doing his general surgery residence, he got to take part in one of the few successful (if you can call it that) "hemicorporectomies". The patient was a gangbanger/drug dealer who had been paralyzed below the waist in a shootout. the guy's family didn't take proper care of him so he developed bedsores and gangrene in and around the pevis. The surgical team basically cut the dude in half at the waist. He had a custom-made wheelchair with a fake lower body in it with a cradle to support his upper torso.
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Gardener View Post
    Just over half the population of the world goes through life without a penis and manages well enough, don't they?
    Do they, do they really?

    They can transplant anything these days.
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    Lab-grown penis[edit]In 2006, researchers succeeded in replacing a rabbit's penis with one grown in a laboratory.[6] The penises were grown on a matrix from the rabbit's own cells, and contained nerves and blood vessels allowing them to become fully functional.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Can I still say "Quit being such a dick!" ?
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