View Poll Results: Would you choose to live with no penis

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  • just shoot me

    15 30.00%
  • life goes on

    28 56.00%
  • undecided

    6 12.00%
  • I wish I had no penis

    1 2.00%
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by DiAnna View Post


    OMG, I am dying here!!
    I thought his post was kind of sad. You have a strange sense of humor.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by KevinKohler View Post
    That's because titties > penis(10)2.

    Tits are awesome. I care about every chicks tits. Every single pair. I could give two ****s about any penis but mine.
    You'll care when it starts to fall off from dick cancer.

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    Re: life without a penis

    I figure with all the noxious chemicals I worked with in college and my first job and all the crap I've been exposed to in the military, some other form of cancer is going to get me long before I have to worry about "dick rot"
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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by KevinKohler View Post
    Penis cancer awareness shirts?
    Now we have to think of some catchy slogans like "Raise your penis for penis cancer awareness!"

    Edit: Maybe that should be "Raise your head."

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisL View Post
    Now we have to think of some catchy slogans like "Raise your penis for penis cancer awareness!"

    Edit: Maybe that should be "Raise your head."
    "Keep 'Mr. Happy' happy! Remember to check your member!"


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    Re: life without a penis

    Life without a penis? lulz

    What life?

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Goshin View Post
    Bummer, but life goes on.


    I am more than just a dick.


    Good for you.

    I'm just a dick.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Gardener View Post
    Just over half the population of the world goes through life without a penis and manages well enough, don't they?
    They have nothing to lose.

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    Re: life without a penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Gathomas88 View Post
    "Keep 'Mr. Happy' happy! Remember to check your member!"

    That's great! LOVE it!

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    Re: life without a penis

    There are some advantages to having a detachable penis:

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