I figure with all the noxious chemicals I worked with in college and my first job and all the crap I've been exposed to in the military, some other form of cancer is going to get me long before I have to worry about "dick rot"
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Life without a penis? lulz
There are some advantages to having a detachable penis:
Can't we just turn Congress off and then turn it back on again?